Today's show is all about people getting butthurt and it starts with a Twitter fight and ends with Jeffy spreading fake news. Today is world elephant day and Jeffy celebrates every year. Don't mess with the red onions recall because is putting people in the hospital. Listeria is now a thing that could be found in your potato, lemons, lime or oranges. So be safe out there please. College football might not happen and could that hurt the U.S.? Jeffy is SPREADING fake news on facebook after "someone" posts a story about John McAfee getting arrested. Can Ellen survive?

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