This is the episode everyone has been waiting for... Dracula visits the new village virgin, Miriam! But who is seducing who?

To ensure we present a tender narrative about hippular friction, we have asked our male writers to take their dude bro pens out of the room. And we've turned this sexy, dangerous rendezvous over to highly-praised Erotica writer, Melissa Vanderhump.

Look away, listeners! This audio podcast is sassy.