Today’s special guest is broadcasting legend, proud cyclist and former member of the country’s most unfashionable punk band Jeremy Vine! He and Susannah discuss everything from hipsters to ratchets - and Jeremy reveals a fashion faux pas that even his wife didn’t know (until now)… 
Jeremy’s new novel, The Diver And The Lover, is out now. Order it here and follow him on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.
Thanks to our gifted house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. 
And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5 Ep2: Jeremy Vine and his shirty inferno

We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week's special guest, in the final episode of season nine, is the legendary makeup artist Mary Greenwell! She and Susannah discuss supermodels, ageing and false eyelashes... You can find Mary on Instagram @marygreenwell. For help or support on drugs-related issues, go to the support service FRANK at talktofrank.com. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S9 Ep8: Mary Greenwell and her hard-boiled breakfast

This week's special guest is the iconic model, muse and photographer Pattie Boyd! She and Susannah discuss giraffes, meditation and a Wonderful revelation... Pattie's latest book, 'My Life In Pictures', is out now. You can find her on her website here and follow her on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter.  As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. 
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S9 Ep7: Pattie Boyd and her prairie predicament

This week's special guest is Hollywood director Paul Feig! He and Susannah discuss cowboy hats, fish lips and geezer shoes... Paul's latest book, 'Cocktail Time!: The Ultimate Guide to Grown-Up Fun', is out now. To find out more about Artingstall's Brilliant London Dry Gin go to artingstallsgin.com You can find Paul on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @paulfeig. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S9 Ep6: Paul Feig and his dastardly double

This week's special guests are social media superstars Lewys Ball & Isla Loba! They and Susannah discuss fillers, trolls and school shorts... You can listen to Lewys and Isla's Pop Off podcast here. You can find Lewys on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok and Isla on TikTok and Instagram. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S9 Ep5: Lewys & Isla and their furry friends

This week's special guest is bestselling poet Donna Ashworth! She and Susannah discuss hugs, jumpers and ugly shares... For confidential help or advice on eating disorders, go to Beat Eating Disorders. Donna's new book is published in the autumn. You can find her at donnaashworth.com, follow her on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find their new album DESTINO at duoguitarmusic.com, listen on Spotify and YouTube and follow them on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and TikTok. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5 Ep2: Jeremy Vine and his shirty inferno

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