*Spoilers* - not the sort on the back of your alcoholic uncle's bike.

Prepare your ears for a deep dive into the surreal.

We're scranning, talking and violating Bradley. Expect Madeleine McCann - Auteur Filmmaker, Brad Aaron Hedley - Honorary Pensioner and Big Ronnie - Murderer?

If you like hypothetical discussions about taking on a Mail-Order Bride at a ripe old age with three children left from your widowed marriage who are active detractors of the set-up and how this impacts your then-life, then this is the episode you've been waiting for.

LETS GET GREASY.

WE LOVES YA.

FOR £1 BRAD WILL READ YOU A WORK OF FICTION UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP.

Sacajawea.

 Intro music supplied by the beautiful SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)