What if E.T. was never able to phone home and wound up stuck on Earth? And what if, after years of hearing people speak English, E.T. could kind of fake sounding like a person? And what if E.T. then idolized Joe Rogan and started a podcast? Well, it's all 100% real and this week we dig into it.

Cros is back on the show to prove Fiji Water is not a real sponsor of MSCS Media. Then we hear Opie call us out, reminisce about the Patty C Cups of yesteryear, and get the latest on John's newsworthy cease & desists. Also, I know this is an audio-only show but Vic's top is really on point on this one. Nice work.

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