The guys talk about their desire to never attend a wedding again. Mike shares that he longs to be left alone, and how heaven is to die alone under a lemon tree in Italy. They both long for the old days when relatives built their own homes and grew their own food. Mike shares his recipe for Ratatouille. They discuss the recent gambling scandal, with Lucky sharing a firsthand account of an illegal poker game and he discusses some other scandals in pro-sports. They discuss some of the crazier sports that you can bet on and invent some of their own. Plus, another episode of, "Porn or not Porn".