Epic Rap Battle Of Equestria-(Rarity vs Applejack)

(let me know who won the the comment below!)

AJ won this by a mile!!

Lyrics:

(rarity)

Applejack darling, try to keep up if you can

these might be big words for a scruffy farmhand

when it comes to high class, you can't pass the test

i've seen your sense style, it's the art of a mess

better fetch nurse Redheart 'cause this is going to hurt

my very elegance an poise will leave you lost in the dirt

you're an uncouth runner-up in a rowdy rodeo

but i'm the type of pony every pony should know

(applejack)

Beg pardon Rarity, but you're in for a shock

y'all can't compete with me, when your destiny's a rock

the most dependable of ponies says you don't have a clue

heck, even Sweetie Belle prefers me over you

and you're generous? Ha! that's a lie i must confess

you made spike gave up a ruby on his birthday on less

you're a fussy neatfreak, you're not a real fighter

i'll crush and stomp you out, just like homemade apple cider

(rarity)

of all the thing that could happen, this is the worst possible thing

By the time this battle's over, you'll have a new song to sing

you're a common farm worker, my beauty is rare

you've been a crime against fashion ever since your flank was bare

we don't normally wear clothes well as a matter of fact

you're the only earth pony who always wears a hat

just go buck some apples, you need practice at rhyming

i don't mean to complain but i though you wanted whining

(applejack)

y'all think you're so special in your fancy boutique

you have a nervous breakdown just about every week

listen here sugarcube you may think you're all that

but i got a great family you've just got a mean cat

if Pinkie brings smiles, then all you bring are frowns

even lousy diamond dogs can't stand to have you around

But i may have been harsh, a little too rough

you're true love is Prince Blueblood, that's punishment enough