Places people, lights, camera, action!

This week we enter the film studio with the entire football community, to bear witness to one of the greatest stage performances of the twenty first century to date (refer to Thursday night if you've followed this far and are lost). It's no International Cricket Sensation, but its The Prophet, The Dongle and The Stats Man bringing you the best in rugby league for another week.

Positions mean more now than ever, and no one can be caught napping, so grab yourself a vessel of your chosen liquid such as milk, park yourself and get your much needed footy fix!