"Last Week Tonight" writer, "Modern Seinfeld" co-creator, and stand-up comedian Josh Gondelman teaches us how to make a key lime pie, how to be a pre-school teacher, how to get on a Wheaties box, and how to impress German baristas-- oh, and also how to be the nicest person in the whole world. Plus a fun game of "Two Truths and a Pie," where we reveal two embarrassing facts about our lives and a pie we wish existed. Email us suggestions and comments at "[email protected]."