In this episode I'm joined by infamous Columbia duo Shreyas Manohar and Alex Saltiel. Buckle up folks, because we talk with equal reverence about shit water coming out of a toilet and the scum of the Earth that is College Confidential.

Theme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe"

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