Comedian Aparna Nancherla teaches us how to embrace failure, how to google yourself, how to choose between West Point and comedy, how to not kill birds with rice and Alka-Seltzer, how to do standup outside the U.S., how to start a fun podcast about depression, and how to deal with rejection. Then we play the Awkward Game, where we figure out how to get out of awkward situations. Just follow that pigeon.