Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with the gang, and everyone is very theatrical! Will Dan come back from the threesome with Olivia and Vanessa unscathed? Or is it curtains for a certain couple? And will Blair have something to do with it? With Lady Gaga? Will Nate help Serena from making a mistake of the heart, or will he opens his heart to her at last? And Jenny? Now that she's Queen of the Upper East Side, will she find her ride or die? Or will she just die... of embarrassment? Do we care? We'll never tell...