Comedian and TV writer Joe Wengert teaches us how to use your anxieties to your advantage, how to buy a house, how to be a substitute teacher, how to be an eccentric, how to start learning comedy during a national tragedy, how to scare your parents, how to avoid wearing wigs, how to meditate, how to make a good to-do list, and how to buy compact discs in the year 2016. Then we completely fail at The Alphabet Game and realize that we both don't know the alphabet and should be fired from comedy.