"The Onion" and "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" writer John Howell Harris teaches us how to grow up on a farm, how to write the greatest Onion headline of all time, how to move it move it, how to get an amazing NYC internship, how to keep people from masturbating in a book store, how to create a terrifying version of Sesame Street, how to judge a Woody Allen movie, and most importantly, the skill you've all been waiting to learn....how to operate a mechanical bean picker. Then we play an aborted game of "Fake Out," where we try to identify fake news stories.