So: your team sucks now. Your goalie's heat cycles are all out of whack. Your border collie of a captain's chasing his tail in neurotic little circles instead of scoring goals. And hey, those eggs you ordered? They're kinda... soupy. If you, like the Penguins, are Going Through It lately, take refuge with us, dear listeners. Your hosts return from holiday hiatus to recap a month of Pens news and talk about our big sports feelings. We share coping strategies, discuss how "real" hockey impacts our transformative fandom experience, and try valiantly to cherish our dumbass team even though everything kinda blows. Come for the Teflon poisoning, stay for the chance to send your enemies to the No Star Game. GOOD WOOD is back.

0:00-4:00 Sad Egg Meal (or, the one-morning-only reopening of Evgeni Malkin's Prison Omelettery)

4:00-8:00 Winter Classic recap

8:00-29:00 Big Sports Feelings

29:00-40:00 Happier Times (Kit comes to America & sees Geno's 1000th)

40:00-50:00 Teddy Bleuger, Nicest Eyes

50:00-60:00 The All Star Game & the No Star Game

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