Lying next to the Caspian sea in the heart of central asia, is a secretive and quiet nation. Little  about the daily happenings of this nation are known by its neighbors. An extremely restrictive regime has this nation's population enthralled in a cult of personality based fervor that is deeply puzzling to anyone around it. By many scales this is the least politically and civilly free nation in the world. This is gonna be an odd one, this is Turkmenistan.