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300 - Pixar's Sodas

09.21.2023

When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus Featuring Will ...

Episode One episodes:

09.21.2023 300 - Pixar's Sodas When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus Featuring Will ...
09.14.2023 299 - The New Tarzan Anthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three Pumpkins Rainforest. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
09.11.2023 The Gods of Podcasting 18 - The E1 Job Interview [Patreon Preview] Andrew and Branson interview with Charles in hopes of getting hired back on E1. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89122793
09.07.2023 298 - Under the Hood [Patreon Preview] Car designers Garamond Load (@necrobranson), Aldo Vera (@intellegint), and Carl Cerveza (@charlesraustin) discuss some of their more innovative vehicle designs. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88919883
09.04.2023 E2 #50 - There's Something in the Woods… [Patreon Preview] Paranormal investigator Cassius Muldoon (@intellegint) hangs out at the Rusty Spoon Diner interviewing subjects with eerie stories (@necrobranson @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88763353
08.31.2023 297 - Who's Got the Juice Hosts Denny Scrimshaw (@intellegint) and Region Alexander (@charlesraustin) judge contestants (@necrobranson @cookiesandart @ElliottZegas) from across America to find out who's got the juice and who's got to vamoose. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
08.24.2023 296 - Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson (@necrobranson) and Jack Nicholson (@intellegint) tell Hollywood stories. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
08.21.2023 E2 #49 - The Terre Haute 1000 [Patreon Preview] Local radio personalities Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) host the Terre Haute 1000 at the Dinty Moore Racetrack on a hot summer day. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88045270
08.17.2023 295 - Our Friends, Electric In the near future (less than 1 week from now), three guys and three robots who are exactly as smart as each other set off on an incredible journey of friendship. Guest starring Jesse Farrar, Mike Hale, and Zeke Golvin. ...
08.10.2023 294 - Home on the Range Cowboys Grover Goodfellow (@necrobranson), August Leroy Jubilee (@intellegint), Ozymandias Reed (@charlesraustin), and Ezekiel Tanner (@cookiesandart) discuss their faith, sing cowboy songs, and keep watch for rustlers. Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/morning-forms
08.07.2023 E2 #48 - The Lie 2: Another Lie [Patreon Preview] When Branson, Andrew, and Charles ruin Steven Soderbergh's pair of Bruce Springsteen's jeans, they must concoct another lie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87346499 Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he
08.03.2023 293 - The Tailgate [Patreon Preview] Gus Tooper (@necrobranson) hosts a college football tailgate with his freshman son Ferris Tooper (@intellegint) and his son's friends Jimmy Squalor (@charlesraustin) and Greg Beerski (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87136672
07.27.2023 292 - The Pearly Gates St. Peter (@charlesraustin) hangs out at the Pearly Gates, determining who should and shouldn't get into Heaven. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
07.24.2023 E2 #47 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting [Patreon Preview] HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) mediates disputes about the E1 company mixer at Rainforest Cafe, a questionable batch of magic beans, and the revelation that Branson may have stolen the idea for his Hawaiian house party. Full episode on Patreon: ...
07.20.2023 291 - Hashman’s Hovel Aspiring stoner Laguna Birch (@charlesraustin) consults with Hashman (@intellegint) and Tony Grow (@necrobranson) to find his perfect strain. Listen to Charles' new song: https://open.spotify.com/track/0J3mCBoXrZHmlicioyepij E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
07.13.2023 290 - Scientists Scientists Prof. Scoop Dresser (@intellegint), Dr. Dollop Salv (@necrobranson), and Dr. Benjamin Watts-Updog (@charlesraustin) share the latest research in their respective fields. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
07.06.2023 289 - Casks & Cravats: A Song to Tangier Some of the most premiere gentlemen within the world—Mr. Swipps (@intellegint), Mr. Dundas (@necrobranson), Mr. Pontchartrain (@charlesraustin), and Mr. Óveður (@neonwario)—partake in a conversation rich with wine, wit, and good cheer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
07.03.2023 Pop That Corn 18 - Small Soldiers (ft. Will Menaker & @tupacdurex) [Patreon Preview] Will Menaker (@willmenaker) and Taylor (@tupacdurex) join Andrew to discuss the 1998 Joe Dante film Small Soldiers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85531510
07.01.2023 Call of Cthulhu: 1001 Funny Jokes [Patreon Preview] Terre Haute, Indiana, 1929. Three independently wealthy gentlemen converge at the Cordial Center for Dignified Living when strange occurrences begin to disrupt everyday life… Full series on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/1001-funny-jokes-85432454
06.29.2023 288 - From the Files of CIA: The War on Christmas Island CIA agents Scyther (@charlesraustin), Keaton (@intellegint), and Kegger (@necrobranson) discuss notable previous operations and plot a coup on Christmas Island. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
06.22.2023 287 - Surfers Surfers Goby Jones (@intellegint), Jon Condom (@necrobranson), and Rider Vega (@charlesraustin) discuss surf culture and the legendary 100 ft. wave making its way to Breakfast Beach. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
06.19.2023 E2 #46 - The DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational Sponsored by MyFreeLawyer.com [Patreon Preview] Shoutcasters Reclxner (@necrobranson), SynaptiKle (@intellegint), and f.GUMP (@charlesraustin) provide commentary at the annual DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational featuring the Chocobos on Crack vs. the MyFood.Gov Mudkips vs. the FaZe Clan's Brazilian team. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84823132
06.15.2023 286 - Wizards Wizards Sop the Smartest (@necrobranson), Solabaster the Silver (@intellegint), and Dewey the Wizard King (@charlesraustin) discuss their favorite spells and reagents. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
06.08.2023 285 - Toy Tales Toymakers Dish Whistle (@intellegint), Eddie Seawave (@charlesraustin), and Doc Sprocket (@necrobranson) discuss their inventions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
06.05.2023 The Gods of Podcasting 13 - Locker Room Talk [Patreon Preview] Branson takes a quiz to find out if he's good at sucking dick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84109420
06.01.2023 284 - Red Hot Chili Peppers [Patreon Preview] Spicy pepper breeders Monte Anjou (@necrobranson) and “Spicy” Joe Renegade (@charlesraustin) discuss their peppers, their hot sauces, and the annual spicy pepper convention HotCon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83906027
05.29.2023 E2 #45 - AAA Ball: Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping vs. Terre Haute Gunblades [Patreon Preview] The Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping take on the Terre Haute Gunblades with commentary from Salty Pepper (@necrobranson), Kohl Nordstrom (@charlesraustin), and Rock Goblin (@JucheMane). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83735866
05.25.2023 283 - Jedi’s Jedi's Darth Hundo (@charlesraustin), Dape Dode (@intellegint), and Tannin Sperm (@necrobranson) gather at the Star Wars cantina to talk about the life of Jedi's. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
05.18.2023 282 - Good Morning Three Pumpkins! Dirty eating guru True Goodwin (@necrobranson) explains his groundbreaking fad diet to morning show hosts Bobo Tabasco (@charlesraustin) and Leto Caprese (@intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
05.15.2023 E2 #44 - The 2nd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview] Branson, Andrew, Charles, Joel, Tom, and Nick draft fantasy basketball teams consisting of any players or characters they want. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83047347
05.11.2023 281 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale T.K. Frisbee (@charlesraustin) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (@necrobranson @intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
05.06.2023 Dungeons & Deagles: Rat Wash 1871 [Patreon Preview] A group of fearless cowboys gathers in a small Texas town to hunt for the fugitive Varnadoe, wanted for a massacre at Hogtown Horse Ranch where he killed up to 50 horses. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82607425
05.04.2023 280 - Landlords [Patreon Preview] Landlords Chip Howdy (@necrobranson), Ridley Bins (@intellegint), and Russell Galactica (@charlesraustin) discuss their properties and the struggles of dealing with tenants. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82514172
05.01.2023 Pop That Corn 16 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves [Patreon Preview] Andrew and Branson talk about the D&D movie. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82349942
04.27.2023 279 - Gilroy for America Exploratory Committee Meeting Minutes Presidential candidate Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) consults with trusted advisors Kentucky Red (@cushbomb), Harvey Cleese (@intellegint), and Noel Articuno (@charlesraustin) about his forthcoming campaign. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
04.20.2023 278 - Put Another Pot of Coffee On: Homicide Stories Homicide detectives Marvin Mundy (@necrobranson), Lesley Mariner (@intellegint), and Feta Stockwell (@charlesraustin) discuss their investigative techniques and most notable cases. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
04.13.2023 277 - The Botanical Gardens of Opulence Genetic engineers Dr. Honus (@necrobranson) and Mr. Neptune (@charlesraustin) introduce new guy New Guy (@intellegint) to the wonders of Opulence's botanical garden before the Festival of the Flowerbaby. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
04.11.2023 E2 #43 - The Mr. Hoss Ohio of the Year Round 2 [Patreon Preview] Judges Croak Munch (@necrobranson) and Toby Topp (@charlesraustin) welcome returning contestants Baxton Decker (@len0killer), Catfish (@jakebrodes), and Jason Beandip (@intellegint) to compete for the title of Mr. Ohio. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81368188
04.06.2023 276 - GooGo the Pod-Goose’s Pod-Off Podcast [Patreon Preview] Nostalgia abounds as former GooGo the Goose cast members Otis (@necrobranson), DJ (@intellegint), and Cad (@charlesraustin) reminisce about their time on the legendary children's show. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81138051
04.04.2023 E2 #42 - The Dopeness [Patreon Preview] Caden 2 Milli (@necrobranson), Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) discuss their taxes and the time that Caden 2 Milli died. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81047253
03.30.2023 275 - Unearthing the Temple of the Dodo Bird Archeologists Weevil Sinclair (@intellegint), Missouri Payne (@necrobranson), and Prof. Edgar Llewellyn Porch (@charlesraustin) discuss their latest archeological dig in Mauritius. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
03.23.2023 274 - The Summit Life coach Rice Comstock (@intellegint) tries to help Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) improve his life and reach his potential. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
03.16.2023 273 - The Silly Guys Go Hollywood Andrew, Branson, and Charles go to Hollywood and get involved in a plot to dump their uncle's ashes on the Dalai Lama. (ft. @egolvin and @exMalwa). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
03.14.2023 Pop That Corn 14 - Coherence (ft. Johnny Dunn & Mike F) [Patreon Preview] Annapurna Creative Director Johnny Dunn (@USSRdad) and friend of E1 Mike F. (@DeputyWarlock) join Andrew to discuss the 2013 James Ward Byrkit film Coherence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/80021643
03.13.2023 Dungeons & Deagles: Bikerz [Patreon Preview] From now on we're doing D&D (or Call of Cthulhu) twice a month at a $10 tier. Full first episode of the new campaign is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-79971743
03.09.2023 272 - The Eulogy for the Entire 1972 Miami Dolphins Offensive Line Friends and family of the '72 Dolphins O-Line—Erlando Bloon (@BozoMode), Slevin Garnett (@Senn_Spud), Melvin Macaroni (@necrobranson), and Eddie Anasarca (@intellegint)—eulogize their teammates in a service led by Saint Hickory Davis Delight (@charlesraustin). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
03.02.2023 271 - The Drafts Folder [Patreon Preview] Andrew, Branson, and Charles share some episodes that never left the drafts folder. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79462841
02.23.2023 270 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting Newly hired HR representative Rayleigh Silvers (@ZeroSuitCamus) explains HR protocol and mediates workplace grievances between Andrew, Branson, and Charles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
02.16.2023 269 - Angles & Spaces: The Power of Form Architects Bennie Cinderella (@necrobranson), Leland Marino (@intellegint), and Donovon Groose (@charlesraustin) discuss their design philosophy and the buildings they're proud of. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast
02.09.2023 268 - Inside Michael Imperioli's History-Filled New York Home Actor Michael Imperioli welcomes Architectural Digest for a tour of his intricately decorated, art-filled home. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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Episode One

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Episode One episodes:

300 - Pixar's Sodas

299 - The New Tarzan

The Gods of Podcasting 18 - The E1 Job Interview [Patreon Preview]

298 - Under the Hood [Patreon Preview]

E2 #50 - There's Something in the Woods… [Patreon Preview]

297 - Who's Got the Juice

296 - Jack Nicholson

E2 #49 - The Terre Haute 1000 [Patreon Preview]

295 - Our Friends, Electric

294 - Home on the Range

E2 #48 - The Lie 2: Another Lie [Patreon Preview]

293 - The Tailgate [Patreon Preview]

292 - The Pearly Gates

E2 #47 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting [Patreon Preview]

291 - Hashman’s Hovel

290 - Scientists

289 - Casks & Cravats: A Song to Tangier

Pop That Corn 18 - Small Soldiers (ft. Will Menaker & @tupacdurex) [Patreon Preview]

Call of Cthulhu: 1001 Funny Jokes [Patreon Preview]

288 - From the Files of CIA: The War on Christmas Island

287 - Surfers

E2 #46 - The DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational Sponsored by MyFreeLawyer.com [Patreon Preview]

286 - Wizards

285 - Toy Tales

The Gods of Podcasting 13 - Locker Room Talk [Patreon Preview]

284 - Red Hot Chili Peppers [Patreon Preview]

E2 #45 - AAA Ball: Three Pumpkins Lords a Leaping vs. Terre Haute Gunblades [Patreon Preview]

283 - Jedi’s

282 - Good Morning Three Pumpkins!

E2 #44 - The 2nd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview]

281 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale

Dungeons & Deagles: Rat Wash 1871 [Patreon Preview]

280 - Landlords [Patreon Preview]

Pop That Corn 16 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves [Patreon Preview]

279 - Gilroy for America Exploratory Committee Meeting Minutes

278 - Put Another Pot of Coffee On: Homicide Stories

277 - The Botanical Gardens of Opulence

E2 #43 - The Mr. Hoss Ohio of the Year Round 2 [Patreon Preview]

276 - GooGo the Pod-Goose’s Pod-Off Podcast [Patreon Preview]

E2 #42 - The Dopeness [Patreon Preview]

275 - Unearthing the Temple of the Dodo Bird

274 - The Summit

273 - The Silly Guys Go Hollywood

Pop That Corn 14 - Coherence (ft. Johnny Dunn & Mike F) [Patreon Preview]

Dungeons & Deagles: Bikerz [Patreon Preview]

272 - The Eulogy for the Entire 1972 Miami Dolphins Offensive Line

271 - The Drafts Folder [Patreon Preview]

270 - E1's Mandatory HR Meeting

269 - Angles & Spaces: The Power of Form

268 - Inside Michael Imperioli's History-Filled New York Home