In a world where megacorporations have taken over we are forced to watch as a plucky hero with a shadowy past enters into the premier fighting tournament to strike a blow for the people against these megacorp fat cats.

Sounds super familiar, doesn't it? Well...that's exactly what the 2010 release of Tekken is. Familiar...and boooorrrriiiiinnng. It's so boring that the discussion veers off the rails into way-more-entertaining topics like 0% Rotten Tomatoes movies and the current state of the Universal Soldier franchise. Enjoy!