EVEN THEIR CONFESSION IS PART OF THEIR CON. It is ridiculous for the deviants of India to pretend that they had all these intense conversations with me about their world ambitions, when I was their classmate in grade school or Junior College. Homework and sports are all we ever talked about. And now, everyone knows that they're lying when they say I didn't keep in touch because most of them didn't even have a phone number or an address that they wanted me to know of, because they were embarrassed about their humble beginnings.