What are the loopholes that allow us Pleasure in this world, and access to the Celestial Kingdom in the next? Storyteller, Comedian & ex-Mormon Emmett Montgomery & a few self-taught friends work it out in a story that involves Soaking, chocolate sauce, butt stuff, intercoursing and a nostalgic (2 person) first blowjob on Pioneer Day that shows him what Heaven can be. Plus Jefferson Bergey takes a familiar Bawdy adage & turns it into a filthy, filthy song #HappyHolidays #TheProvoFloat

Episode 103: ‘F*ck Palace’ (Emmett Montgomery)

Bawdy Storytelling  – dubbed 'The Moth for pervs' by the LA Weekly – is the nation’s original sex and storytelling series. Founded, emcee’ed and curated by sexual folklorist Dixie De La Tour, Bawdy Storytelling features real people and rockstars sharing their bona fide sexual exploits. Bawdy Storytelling’s one-of-a-kind approach to sex-positive personal narrative has coaxed liberating tales out of everyday people, creating unforgettable experiences for performers and audiences alike. These stories aren't memorized. Storytellers aren't reading from cue cards. This is honest-to-badness story time with true sexcapades and poignant, hilarious, transformational tales at each and every show.

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Have you ever desperately craved ‘grown-up time’? Sex Educator Phoenix Mandel is working as a Travel Nanny with a rare night off in Canada, so when they are Invited to what they assume is a casual house party, they’re determined to make the most of this child-free time. But when Phoenix arrives, they discover it's actually a lively kink and sex-themed gathering - uh oh, that could mean breaking their Master’s BDSM agreements! Never one to back down, Phoenix creatively doles out lube, fear, orgasms and dirty talk, and walks away satisfied, proud and better yet, with a deeper understanding of their own boundaries and desires. #SpiritOfTheLaw #IfNotTheLetterOfTheLaw   Song: ‘Uh Oh’ (Sub Urban, featuring Benee)   About our Storyteller:   Phoenix Mandel (they/them) is a Certified Sexuality Educator providing education, counseling, and consulting services in Oakland, California, traveling/ on location, and virtually. They specialize in BDSM, LGBTQIA+, consensual nonmonogamy, sex positivity, and other areas of diverse sexual expression and sexual rights. Learn more at: https://phoenixmandel.com/   Key Words: Kink | Gender Identity l Play Party l Pro Dom l Primal Play l Strap-On l Pro Sub l Femme l Chained l Negotiation l Master l Switch l BDSM Contract l D/S Agreement l Puppy Pile l Red Solo Cup l Grown Up Activity l Travel Nanny l Canada l Sex Party l Winter l Simultaneous Orgasm l Good Girl l Buxom l Superhero l Lumberjack l Beard I Prostate l Creativity l Electric l Slave Relationship l Travel Adapter l Magic Wand l Director l Scene l Cuddle Puddle l Sex Educator l Orgasm Denial l Kink Performer l Higher Purpose l Dirty Talk l Lube l Fear l Cockstance l Romantic Orientation l Daddy/Slut l Gender Orientation l   Episode links:   Rachel McCrafty’s Celebration of Life: Can you help us with the costs of cremation, and with the expenses of Rachel’s Celebration of Life gathering this Saturday?   Rachel’s GoFundMe is at  https://www.gofundme.com/f/celebration-of-life-for-rachel-crafty-sad   Here’s a few articles about our friend Rachel McCrafty: • https://makethings.make.co/p/mission-rachel-crafty-sadd And • https://www.acemakerspace.org/celebrating-the-life-of-executive-director-rachel-crafty-sadd/   And this is Rachel McCrafty’s Gift-O-Matic:   Finally, Her Celebration of Life at Ace Makerspace this weekend:  https://www.acemakerspace.org/event/celebration-of-life-for-rachel-crafty-sadd/   Sex Geek Summer Camp:   Info about Reid Mihalko’s Sex Geek Summer Camp:  https://courses.reidaboutsex.com/I-want-sex-geek-summer-camp-info   My Upcoming Story Workshops:   My new workshop ‘Storytelling to Get the Sex* You Want’ is coming soon. I’ll announce the date - and ticket link - next week. Stay Tuned!   AND: My Secret System Storytelling Workshops are returning - and this time, you can attend either online, or live and in-person! Registration will be offered to newsletter subscribers first, so sign up now. But I have 2 different workshops. Which one is best for you?    How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling (perfect for parties and social events, getting better at speaking up at work, and dealing with the social anxiety of public speaking)    •    How to Be Bawdy: Dixie’s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling (learn how to tell stories the way that Bawdy storytellers do, esp sharing your personal story in an inclusive, detailed yet relatable way. Special topics will include polyamory stories, kink stories, illustrating consent in your story, transporting your audience into a scene, and more)   Make sure you’re the first to know when registration happens. Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Where should I bring Bawdy next? Do you want Bawdy Storytelling in *your* city? I’m back from Tour, and ramping up for more cities and live shows. Maybe an evening of *my* personal stories, or a House Concert, a BawdySlam, or ? Send me a message, tell me what you’re thinking, and let’s figure it out! BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com   Patreon Special Offer:   Join Bawdy’s Patreon now to get exclusive Patreon-only rewards (and my eternal gratitude). Podcasting has been decimated by high profile celebrity podcasts, and Independent podcast like Bawdy are suffering…The Golden Age of Podcasting is over, so if you love the Bawdy podcast, remember: this thing is entirely Listener Supported, and we need your financial assistance to continue.   Looking for another way to ensure this podcast continues? Can you make a one-time Donation to keep us going?   Our Payment links are:    Venmo: @BawdyStorytelling or https://www.venmo.com/bawdystorytelling  CashApp: https://cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour   Paypal:  paypal.me/bawdystorytelling  Zelle: https://www.zellepay.com/  Email address is  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com  BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy   Ko-fi : Ko-fi.com/thanksbawdy   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Here’s a great deal: The Patreon All-You-Can-Eat Special: Need some True Stories / Entertainment to stay thrilled and connected as only Bawdy can do, no matter where you are? Right now, you can Sign up (or Increase your support) for the $25/month level on Bawdy's Patreon and you’ll get: •  40+ Hours of Bawdy, on Video! •  16 Full Length Livestreams (each is over 2 hours long)  Recorded Stories from Margaret Cho, Sunny Megatron, Dirty Lola, Slutever, Reid Mihalko, and many more  •  Original Music from Rachel Lark, Jefferson Bergey, Shirley Gnome - All your favorites from the Bawdy Stage  You’ll be helping me continue the Bawdy Podcast, Live Shows, and assist in the development of new projects that I have in the works  •  Available at the $25/month or greater level at: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to work one-on-one with me on your story? Storytelling is everywhere, and it’s essential to your personal and work life. Right now I’m offering private coaching on Zoom… Want to work on your personal branding? (your dating profile, website, etc). Want my help to develop the story line for your documentary? to help craft personal stories for the stage? I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicating with clarity, landing your dream job, feeling more confident when you speak socially and on stage, and discovering what makes you tick (storytelling is so good for figuring out what drives you) … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning how to use brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   My Writings, and the Ramble: My upcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den Houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith Dixie’s Virtual Assistant is Roillan James Video & Livestream support from Donal Mooney Bawdy’s Creator & Host is Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your s*x-positive podcast collective!   Website: https://bawdystorytelling.com/ On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Episode 289:  ‘Surprise Party’ (Phoenix Mandel)

Holy Baby Bump, talk about the best sex of your life! In this week’s story, journalist, essayist, and author Tracy Clark-Flory is eight months pregnant and the bigger her belly grows, the more distant she feels from her usual spank bank cravings. Should impending motherhood change her fantasies? In search of answers, Tracy interviews a whip wielding/childbearing dominatrix, a lactating cam model, and others who find being with child a powerful proposition. Her research - and a permanently plugged in Magic Wand - provide a new perspective on raging hormones, body image, and desire. #KnockedUp   Song: ‘Dirty Little Secret’ (Jefferson Bergey)   About our Storyteller:   Tracy Clark-Flory is a journalist, essayist, and author of the memoir Want Me: A Sex Writer's Journey into the Heart of Desire (Penguin, 2021), an NPR best book of the year. New York Times bestselling author Rebecca Traister called Want Me “intimate, challenging, and so very smart… a gift.” Peggy Orenstein, author of the New York Times bestseller Girls & Sex, called it “crucially important.” Clark-Flory has written for Cosmopolitan, Elle, Esquire, Glamour, The Guardian, and The Washington Post, to name just a few. She is a former senior staff writer at Jezebel and Salon. Her work has shown up in the Best Sex Writing anthology and she has been called “one of the best journalists of our generation writing about sexuality.” She writes a weekly newsletter on sex, feminism, motherhood, and pop culture at tracyclarkflory.substack.com.   Key Words: Pregnant | Swollen Belly l Beer Belly l Gangbang l Frat Boys l Casting Couch l Creepy Monsieur l Fetus l Desire l Thought Police l Hormones l Vibrator l Husband l Limitless Orgasms l Missionary l Cowgirl l Journalist l Research l Dominatrix l Weapon I Basketball l Trimester l Ample Curves l Neuroses l Hangups l Biology l Creativity l Lactation l Glowing l Search Term l Whip l Camgirl l Maternity l Slap l Plead l Magic Wand l Nerve Endings l Pickles and Ice Cream l Reproduction l Eroticized l Wholesome Sexuality l Buzz l   Episode links: Lume Deodorant: Save over 40% on the Lume starter pack!  Lume is seriously safe to use anywhere on your body - armpits, underboobs, thigh folds, belly buttons, butt cracks, vulvas, feet… It comes in fresh, bright scents like Clean Tangerine, Toasted Coconut, Lavender Sage, and more. Lime is Clinically proven to block odor all day and control odor for up to 72 hours, it’s Baking soda and Paraben free, and it’s pH balanced for safe use on all your bits. Lume’s Starter Pack is perfect for new customers: The Starter Pack comes with a Solid Stick Deodorant, Cream Tube Deodorant, two free products of your choice (like Mini Body Wash and Deodorant Wipes), and free shipping.    And remember, As a special offer for Bawdy listeners, New customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code DIXIE at LumeDeodorant.com. Get over 40% off your Starter Pack when you visit LumeDeodorant.com and use code DIXIE - Tell em Dixie sent ya!   My Upcoming Story Workshops:   My new workshop ‘Storytelling to Get the Sex* You Want’ is coming soon. I’ll announce the date - and ticket link - next week. Stay Tuned!   AND: My Secret System Storytelling Workshops are returning - and this time, you can attend either online, or live and in-person! Registration will be offered to newsletter subscribers first, so sign up now. But I have 2 different workshops. Which one is best for you?    How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling (perfect for parties and social events, getting better at speaking up at work, and dealing with the social anxiety of public speaking)    •    How to Be Bawdy: Dixie’s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling (learn how to tell stories the way that Bawdy storytellers do, esp sharing your personal story in an inclusive, detailed yet relatable way. Special topics will include polyamory stories, kink stories, illustrating consent in your story, transporting your audience into a scene, and more)   Make sure you’re the first to know when registration happens. Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Where should I bring Bawdy next? Do you want Bawdy Storytelling in *your* city? I’m back from Tour, and ramping up for more cities and live shows. Maybe an evening of *my* personal stories, or a House Concert, a BawdySlam, or ? Send me a message, tell me what you’re thinking, and let’s figure it out! BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com   Patreon Special Offer:   Join Bawdy’s Patreon now to get exclusive Patreon-only rewards (and my eternal gratitude). Podcasting has been decimated by high profile celebrity podcasts, and Independent podcast like Bawdy are suffering…The Golden Age of Podcasting is over, so if you love the Bawdy podcast, remember: this thing is entirely Listener Supported, and we need your financial assistance to continue.   If not Patreon: Looking for another way to ensure this podcast continues? How about a one-time Donation? Our Payment links are:    Venmo: @BawdyStorytelling or https://www.venmo.com/bawdystorytelling  CashApp: https://cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour   Paypal:  paypal.me/bawdystorytelling  Zelle: https://www.zellepay.com/  Email address is  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com  BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy   Ko-fi : Ko-fi.com/thanksbawdy   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Here’s a great deal: The Patreon All-You-Can-Eat Special: Need some True Stories / Entertainment to stay thrilled and connected as only Bawdy can do, no matter where you are? Right now, you can Sign up (or Increase your support) for the $25/month level on Bawdy's Patreon and you’ll get: •  40+ Hours of Bawdy, on Video! •  16 Full Length Livestreams (each is over 2 hours long)  Recorded Stories from Margaret Cho, Sunny Megatron, Dirty Lola, Slutever, Reid Mihalko, and many more  •  Original Music from Rachel Lark, Jefferson Bergey, Shirley Gnome - All your favorites from the Bawdy Stage  You’ll be helping me continue the Bawdy Podcast, Live Shows, and assist in the development of new projects that I have in the works  •  Available at the $25/month or greater level at: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to work one-on-one with me on your story? Storytelling is everywhere, and it’s essential to your personal and work life. Right now I’m offering private coaching on Zoom… Want to work on your personal branding? (your dating profile, website, etc). Want my help to develop the story line for your documentary? to help craft personal stories for the stage? I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicating with clarity, landing your dream job, feeling more confident when you speak socially and on stage, and discovering what makes you tick (storytelling is so good for figuring out what drives you) … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning how to use brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   My Writings, and the Ramble: My upcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den Houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith Dixie’s Virtual Assistant is Roillan James Video & Livestream support from Donal Mooney Bawdy’s Creator & Host is Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your s*x-positive podcast collective!   Website: https://bawdystorytelling.com/ On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Episode 288:  ‘Momsexual’ (Tracy Clark-Flory)

Dixie is back, and so is the Podcast! In this episode: You’ve been told ‘Don’t do Bondage when you’re High’, but have you ever heard a true story that illustrated that point? Well, Science tells us that we learn best from a story, so this week, we have an informative ‘Don’t Try This at Home’ story for you. Punk Rock Leather Daddy Al Rahm Lujan was a mere 20 years old and fresh out of the Navy, and just beginning to explore his dominant nature. Young and unskilled at bondage (but eager to play), Al meets a submissive man with a unique fetish for tasseled loafers and business suits, so he picks up a pair of dress shoes at Kmart and they take their party to a secret lair. Al has his victim on a St Andrews cross and is using whips, floggers, nipple clamps and more on him - when the evening takes an unexpected turn. The submissive turns blue, the EMTs, Firefighters and Police are called, and their dangerous experience becomes a life lesson. Will Al get arrested for being Drunk and Kinky? Listen to discover the consequences of an impulsive (and intoxicated) adventure that helped Al get Sober. #GetSmart   Song: ‘All in the Suit that You Wear’ (Stone Temple Pilots)   About our Storyteller:   Al Rahm Lujan is a Bay Area Renaissance Daddy. His writing has appeared in numerous anthologies and publications, including Best American Erotica and Drummer Magazine. His visual art has been shown throughout the Bay Area, including Yerba Buena Center for the Arts and the Oakland Museum. His first short film, SM in the Hood is distributed by Frameline and if he hadn't maxed out his credit cards he might have completed his documentary CLN SBR PNX - True Stories of Chaos, Hope, Redemption and PUNK ROCK. He's a literal dad to a lovely young lady and a Mean Daddy to His Boy Robb.   Kink | Rope l Gay l Leather l Bondage l Loafers l Ferragamo l Yves St. Laurent l Daddy l Alcoholic l Bartender | Punk Rock l Latino l Lawyer l Navy l Vintage Kink Story l Rich l Batman’s Lair l Dominant l Eastern European I Funeral Suit l Sushi l Tasseled Loafers l Hot Carl l Omar Sharif l Dr. Zhivago l Ceviche l Law Office l Whiskey l St Andrews Cross l Whip l Flogger l Handcuffs l Nipple Clamps l Butt plug l Dildo l Spreader Bar l Sober l Dress Shoes l Suit and Tie l Snakeskin l Police Officer l EMT l Firefighter l Dom l Jewish l Cock Cage l Spiderman l 911 l Prison l Unconscious l My Eyes are Up Here l Batman’s Lair l   Episode links: Lume Deodorant: Save over 40% on the Lume starter pack! Lume is seriously safe to use anywhere on your body - armpits, underboobs, thigh folds, belly buttons, butt cracks, vulvas, feet… It comes in fresh, bright scents like Clean Tangerine, Toasted Coconut, Lavender Sage, and more. Lime is Clinically proven to block odor all day and control odor for up to 72 hours, it’s Baking soda and Paraben free, and it’s pH balanced for safe use on all your bits. Lume’s Starter Pack is perfect for new customers: The Starter Pack comes with a Solid Stick Deodorant, Cream Tube Deodorant, two free products of your choice (like Mini Body Wash and Deodorant Wipes), and free shipping.    And remember, As a special offer for Bawdy listeners, New customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code DIXIE at LumeDeodorant.com. Get over 40% off your Starter Pack when you visit LumeDeodorant.com and use code DIXIE - Tell em Dixie sent ya!   Factor Meals: Eating better is easy with Factor’s delicious, ready-to-eat meals. I don’t really cook, so I love that Every fresh, never-frozen meal is chef-crafted, dietitian-approved, and ready to go in just 2 minutes. You have over 35 different options to choose from every week, including Calorie Smart, Protein Plus, and Keto options. And there are more than 60 add-ons to help you stay fueled up and feeling good all day long. Head to FactorMeals.com/bawdy50 and use the code bawdy50 to get 50% off. Half Off! That’s code bawdy50 at FactorMeals.com slash bawdy50 to get 50% off! What are you waiting for? Get started today and get after your goals.   My Upcoming Workshops: My Secret System Storytelling Workshops are returning - and this time, you can attend either online, or live and in-person! Registration will be offered to newsletter subscribers first, so sign up now.   But I have 2 different workshops. Which one is best for you?    How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling (perfect for parties and social events, getting better at speaking up at work, and dealing with the social anxiety of public speaking)    •    How to Be Bawdy: Dixie’s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling (learn how to tell stories the way that Bawdy storytellers do, esp sharing your personal story in an inclusive, detailed yet relatable way. Special topics will include polyamory stories, kink stories, illustrating consent in your story, transporting your audience into a scene, and more)   Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe   Bawdy’s East Coast Tour is over for now, but… Do you want Bawdy Storytelling in *your* city next? I’m back, and ramping up for more cities and live shows. Maybe an evening of *my* personal stories, or a House Concert, a BawdySlam, or ? Send me a message and let’s figure it out! BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com   Patreon Special Offer:   Join Bawdy’s Patreon now to get exclusive Patreon-only rewards (and my eternal gratitude). Podcasting has been decimated by high profile celebrity podcasts, and Independent podcast like Bawdy are suffering…The Golden Age of Podcasting is over, so if you love the Bawdy podcast, remember: this thing is entirely Listener Supported, and we need your financial assistance to continue.   If not Patreon: Looking for another way to ensure this podcast continues? How about a one-time Donation? Our Payment links are:    Venmo: @BawdyStorytelling or https://www.venmo.com/bawdystorytelling  CashApp: https://cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour   Paypal:  paypal.me/bawdystorytelling Zelle: https://www.zellepay.com/  Email address is  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy   Ko-fi : Ko-fi.com/thanksbawdy   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Here’s a great deal: The Patreon All-You-Can-Eat Special: Need some True Stories / Entertainment to stay thrilled and connected as only Bawdy can do, no matter where you are? Right now, you can Sign up (or Increase your support) for the $25/month level on Bawdy's Patreon and you’ll get: •  40+ Hours of Bawdy, on Video! •  16 Full Length Livestreams (each is over 2 hours long)  Recorded Stories from Margaret Cho, Sunny Megatron, Dirty Lola, Slutever, Reid Mihalko, and many more  •  Original Music from Rachel Lark, Jefferson Bergey, Shirley Gnome - All your favorites from the Bawdy Stage  You’ll be helping me continue the Bawdy Podcast, Live Shows, and assist in the development of new projects that I have in the works  •  Available at the $25/month or greater level at: https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy   Want to work one-on-one with me on your story? Storytelling is everywhere, and it’s essential to your personal and work life. Right now I’m offering private coaching on Zoom… Want to work on your personal branding? (your dating profile, website, etc). Want my help to develop the story line for your documentary? to help craft personal stories for the stage? I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicating with clarity, landing your dream job, feeling more confident when you speak socially and on stage, and discovering what makes you tick (storytelling is so good for figuring out what drives you) … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning how to use brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   My Writings, and the Ramble: My upcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is:   Podcast Producer: Roman Den Houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith Dixie’s Virtual Assistant is Roillan James Video & Livestream support from Donal Mooney Bawdy’s Creator & Host is Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your s*x-positive podcast collective!   Website: https://bawdystorytelling.com/ On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy  Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe  

Episode 287:  ‘Footwear on Fire’ (Al Rahm Lujan)

Episode 286:  ‘Spicy Pervertible’ (McKenning Wood)

What’s the best way to usher in the New Year? On this week’s episode, legendary voiceover artist Bill Ratner shares a true story from his early days in Radio: When his green card bride Claudine leaves him, he’s alone during the Holidays in an empty double wide and his evening shift duties at KJOI (LA’s easy listening music station). So when a fan requests something a bit more intimate than the Percy Faith Orchestra, why not make her happy? And on New Year’s Eve, they produce their own live show together over the air waves, using the station’s 50,000 watts of power to make the world a bit less lonely.  And Dixie ends the year with the story you’ve been asking her for. #HappyNewYear   Song: ‘Love’s A Stranger’ (Warhaus)   New Year l Radio DJ l Drive by Fucking l Anonymous Sex | Music Request Line l Radio Antenna l 1970’s l Lubrication l Harlequin Romance Novel l Top of Topanga Mobile Home Park l Double Wide l Vaseline l Instrumental Radio l Muzak l Muumuu | Terrycloth Bathtub Animals l FM Transmitter l Top of the Hour l Station ID l Honda Civic l Radio Console l Blinking LEDs I Percy Faith Orchestra l Middle Age l Smog l Order Up a Man l Microphone l Los Angeles l Happy New Year l Divorce l Radio Tower l Lawrence Welk l Green Card l Quell l Radio Station l Marriage l Swiss l London l LA l Radio Announcer l Chief Engineer l Sales Manager l   About our Storyteller:   Bill Ratner is one of Hollywood's premier voiceover artists and a published poet, essayist, and fiction writer. He narrates movie trailers for Pixar's Inside-Out, Marvel's Ant Man, The Kid Who Would Become King, Cold Pursuit, The Emoji Movie, Coen brothers' Hail Caesar, Will Ferrell's The Campaign, MegaMind, Talladega Nights, etc., commercials for Hyundai, Sprint, Pizza Hut, etc., promos for CBS-TV, NBC-TV, ABC-TV, Cartoon Network, documentary narrations for Discovery, History Channel, Smithsonian Channel, Disney World, and is the game voice of "Donnel Udina" on Mass Effect 1, 2 & 3, and the cartoon voice of "Flint" on G.I. Joe, Robot Chicken, Community, and Family Guy.   One of America's leading storytellers, Bill is a 9-time winner of The Moth Story Slam and a 2-time winner of The Best of The Hollywood Fringe Festival Extension for solo performance. Bill's spoken word performances can be heard on National Public Radio's Good Food, The Business, and KCRW's Strangers. He has told stories at Comedy Central Stage, National Storytelling Festival, Long Beach Comic Con, G.I. Joe Con, Portland Storytelling Festival, Timpanogos Storytelling Conference, National Storytelling Network Conference, and Los Angeles Unified School District classrooms since 1992.   Episode links: Needle Play Acupuncture: Needle Play Acupuncture was made by and for the Kink, Leather, and LGBTQIA+ communities. We deserve to have our whole selves treated, because feeling great, playing hard and having spectacular sex can be health goals too. NeedlePlay specializes in Transgender-affirming, kink-aware, and trauma-informed care that is sex and body-positive. They offer Expertise in Transgender care, from HRT enhancement to hair growth support. Plus, as you’d expect: Back pain, muscle pain, injuries, digestive issues, libido issues, mental health, inflammation, graceful aging through micro-needling, cosmetic acupuncture, and more.   For a limited time, Bawdy Storytelling Listeners  can use the discount code “May I Have Another”, and you’ll get 25% off. It’s holiday time and an Acupuncture certificate is the perfect gift for your Dominant, your Metamours, or for the self-care you need after those exhausting family gatherings.   SUBSCRIBE: Want to be the first to know where Bawdy is headed to on our National Tour? The best place to stay abreast is our email newsletter. Ticket links will be released on the Bawdy newsletter; as soon as we confirm a date, you can find out there.   You’ll be the first to see upcoming Tour Dates, get access to Tickets, Storytelling Workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, Fan Meetups and Special Events. I’ve been shadowbanned on Social Media (which means no one can see my posts - and that sucks when you’re headed out on a big Tour). So having my social media accounts deleted is probably next. If that happens, the only sure way for you and I to stay in touch is for you to sign up for Bawdy’s email newsletter. Please ask your friends to sign up, TOO. 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I can help you live the life that you’ve always dreamed about: communicate with clarity, help you land your dream job, and discover your own story … Whether it’s getting onstage for the first time, writing your memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.   My upcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe   Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. 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Episode 103: ‘F*ck Palace’ (Emmett Montgomery)

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