Finding a Unicorn

By Carly Bowyer & Eliza Paschke

What's Finding a Unicorn about?

It's a bloody jungle out there.

Dating can SUCK.. and boy have we got some stories for you!

Join us, Carly Bowyer and Eliza Paschke as we tackle this dating journey together… to find out if the perfect match is actually out there - or if we’re searching for a mythical creature that doesn’t exist.

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Finding a Unicorn episodes:

07.13.2021
Are You Whack In The Sack?
Find out why Carly’s so triggered by this question, and get some great tips for being badass in the bedroom. Ain’t nobody got time for big talkers and pompous performers! We are delighted to learn about the “Mike Classic”, and...
07.06.2021
Enraged Rants & Power Bottoms With Samuel Levi
Our special guest NZ MAFS star Sam Levi is in the hot seat this week. He gives the goss on his blossoming romance with an Aussie MAFS man. Enjoy the clusterf*^k that is our breast milk taste challenge….. someone chunders!! Smutty...
06.29.2021
Boob Juice and Booty Calls
This week we call Eliza out on her bizarre dating app age range preferences, before she goes head-to-head with a listener over her “ick” theory. Carly gives an exciting libido update….. we have pulsating vagina (PV) liftoff! Mike requests a...
06.22.2021
Libido and Love In The Limelight
We’ve got a real mixed bag for you this week. Carly kicks off her libido challenge, Mike demands a follower-off, and there’s a heated dork debate! Pat from MAFS returns with more reality TV madness. Where are they now and...
06.15.2021
Prone Bones and Pat from MAFS
Our special guest Pat from MAFS gets a lot more than he bargained for when he stops by this week. Carly introduces us to Prone Boning…. it’s an awkward sex positions conversation that leaves us blushing! We put Pat in...
06.08.2021
The Joys of Genitalia
We find ourselves delving into the wonderful world of front and back bottoms on this episode. First we relive the rollercoaster that was Carly giving birth. There’s mucus plugs, gushing and underwear sniffing. Radio Mike opens up about narrowly avoiding...
06.01.2021
Titty Fun and Lunch Cutting
Dating apps are FRUST at the best of times, but Eliza’s had it with the in-your-face throbbers, the ciggy suckers and the bird flipping. Let the rant begin! The tone turns when we get to titty talk though.... are they...
05.25.2021
We’re back!!!!!
We’re back baby!! Speaking of babies..... Carly’s had one, and is here to share the ups and downs of Mum life, as well as all the gory pics from labour. Eliza froths on blood and gore, but even she’s rattled by...
07.21.2020
The Future Of Dating... Sex Robots Are Coming!
The dating landscape is changing quicker than Eliza can sniff out a hottie. So what’s next? We all know Tinder, Bumble and Hinge…. BORING! But have you heard of the Jewish, gluten free and vegan dating apps? We’re not making...
07.14.2020
To Flick The Bean, Or Not To Flick?
Someone feel sorry for us! We’ve been put back into lockdown here in Victoria… and we’ve got cabin fever! So what is there to do when you can’t leave the house…? Flick the bean! We took it to the people...
07.07.2020
Dating App Hoes, Woes and Misleading Photos!
Will Covid-19 ever F off?! With Corona still a giant cockblock in some states, the apps continue to be the cure for boredom, hornyness and the occasional lonely heart. Lockdown has seen the birth of genius new niche (and sometimes...
06.30.2020
365 Days….. The Porn We All Needed!
Disclaimer: We’re broadcasting from the moon this week! Apologies in advance for the audio quality (a few tech issues). But never fear, we’ve still got lots of fun coming to you, as we serve up our first ever movie review!...
06.23.2020
The Big O
My O My! CUM on a journey with us this week as we discuss all things orgasms….. if you thought there were only a few ways to get yourself off, think again! You’ll be shocked to hear all the weird,...
06.16.2020
So... CARLY'S HAVING A BABY!
Enough said. Tune in to find out all of the details including how she told Eliza!
06.09.2020
Homophobic Backlash; Amanda Reveals New MAFS Drama
Australia welcomed the news of a lesbian couple on this year’s MAFS. But the television first has been met with disdain in the US. The series has recently started airing in America, and the backlash has been brutal. We talk...
06.02.2020
The Worst Date Stories With The Bad Dates Queen
Think you’ve been on a bad date? Well, you’re not alone! Readers reckon it’s bloody hilarious, contributors find it cathartic, and psychologists describe it as “storytelling therapy”.... The ‘Bad Dates of Melbourne’ Facebook page has exploded, and this...
05.26.2020
Would You Date A Reality TV Reject?
Would you go on a LIVE online dating show?! One that matches you with reality stars?! “Going Live for Love”, the brainchild of ex-Bachie contestant Belinda Love, can do just that! We get the lowdown on this cutting-edge concept, how...
05.05.2020
Unicorn Hotline; Audio porn, Dick Pics and Low Libidos
We’re dedicating the last ep of Season 3 to you guys! The Unicorn Hotline is open, and phones are ringing off the hook! We’re giving you our uncensored, honest, and amateur-hour advice. We talk virtual speed dating, porn star obsessions,...
04.28.2020
Iso Dating Problems, Pegging and Erotic Dreams
We had such high hopes isolation would terminate dodgy dating behaviours… but alas, it appears the same problems remain! Swipers still be doing 180s, flakety flaking and worst of all, GHOSTING (grrrrr). We’ve even busted people crying Rona so they...
04.21.2020
Pooping, Virtual Sex and an Instagram Catastrophe
WARNING…. We’re going to the gutter with poop chat. If you love a bit of toilet humour, then this is the ep for you! When is it ok to visit brown town in front of your partner? It’s a messy...
04.14.2020
Squirting, Egg Freezing and Iso Dates
Variety is the spice of life, and this week, we’ve got all your bases covered. We’ll make you cringe with blood and gore chat, and squirm from squirting tales! We dive deep into Eliza’s egg freezing journey… from costs and...
04.07.2020
Porn, Poo Puns and Corona Pickup Lines
Is Eliza the only one not watching porn? Yep she’s a porn virgin, and she’s learning a lot this episode! From amateur, soft and same sex to anime, babysitters and MILFs, we’ve got everything you need to know about the...
03.31.2020
Virtual Dating, Breathtaking Doodles and... Poppy's MAFS Secrets
Corona is the dawning of a new dating revolution people…. We’re back to old school courting! Hello virtual dates, sexting and swiping on fresh meat. We have the hot tips on making these surging mediums work for you. But BEWARE,...
03.24.2020
Sex, Singles and Swiping With Coronavirus
As Coronavirus pandemonium sweeps the globe, we look at the impact on sex, love and dating! Isolation boredom is seeing couples root like rabbits. But where has social distancing life left singles..... it’s time to get swipe happy people! What else...
03.17.2020
Nude Hacks, Revenge Porn and Throbbers
Are you into sending sexy pics? Maybe a little boob here, or a bit of butt cheek there… Or are dick pics more your thing? It’s an episode of ups and downs this week…. We go from cheeky genitalia chat...
03.10.2020
MAFS Affairs, Revenge and Getting Caught With Your Pants Down
How do you know if your partner’s cheating? In this digital world there’s far too many ways to be sneaky! But there’s also just as many ways to get caught! Social media allows us to connect with anyone anytime anywhere,...
03.03.2020
Toothbrush Scandals, Cheating and Prostitutes
Is cheating black and white, or are there many shades of grey? Cheating scandals are rife on our TV screens thanks to MAFS - which has us asking the question.... What actually constitutes cheating? Is it ever justifiable? Social media...
02.25.2020
MAFS Bombshells, Group Dates and Dating Disasters
This week A BOMB IS DROPPED!!!! Carly reveals the REAL reason she left MAFS. Spoiler alert…. a secret cheating scandal! Are you wondering what’s really going on this season? You’re not alone! Carly exposes the threats and manipulation techniques used...
02.18.2020
Tinder Fails, Dud Dates and Catfishing
Dating is tough enough without the added pressure of having to be on catfish alert. Expectation vs reality is a huge hurdle in today’s digital dating world. And more often than not, we ain’t getting what we ordered! This week...
02.11.2020
What's Worse: Valentine's Day Or A MAFS Wedding?
Are you pro Valentine’s day or is Cupid your nemesis and you’d rather watch romcoms and cry yourself to sleep?! Either way, we’re back to give you the red hot tip on how to de-code your Valentine and figure out...
11.05.2019
More P in V
Is your libido low, or are you a sex fiend? Prepare to have your minds blown by the rifeness of sex addiction in Australia! We’re hot messes in the studio this week as we touch on blow job benefits, penetration on...
10.29.2019
Let’s talk about sex!
Do you like it? How often are you having it? Can you have too much of it? It’s none of our business, but we’re asking anyway! Everyone’s needs are different, and this week we find out who’s getting it in on...
10.22.2019
That AGE old question!
Is age just a number? Does a sugar daddy float your boat, or is a toyboy more your style? Maybe you’re a cradle snatcher like Eliza or an ageist like Carly! This week we weigh up the different generations and...
10.15.2019
Can you handle my baggage?
Eliza reckons she doesn’t have any baggage (hmmm
10.08.2019
Is the right person on paper the right person in real life?
So you’re on the hunt for Mr Perfect (or Mrs Perfect). You’ve created a long list of what you want in a man (or woman). You’re ready for Ryan Gosling (or female equivalent) to sweep you off your feet! And...
09.04.2019
Best Bits of Season 1
After 10 weeks of Finding a Unicorn, it's time to look back at some of the Best Moments that came out of our first season. Happy Hunting!
08.27.2019
Real Life Unicorn Hunting
With digital dating running wild, have you stopped to question how you can meet someone in REAL LIFE?! We talk tips and tactics to snag your unicorn out there in the jungle! These foolproof methods will help you meet your...
08.20.2019
Dating Every Tom, Dick and Harry
So dating multiple people can be tough- but we all do it right?! Whether it’s on apps or watching it play out on The Bachelor; it’s everywhere. And it can feel like a bloody part time job sometimes!! We talk...
08.13.2019
Let's Get Freaky!
This week we took a trip to Kinky Town. Know what yiffing is? Neither did we! Gag and laugh along with us as we uncover wild and wonderful fetishes and fantasies. There’s one night stand debacles, walk of shame disasters,...
08.06.2019
Sexy Misadventures
This is the episode that had Eliza and Mike blushing…… it’s time to get down and dirty! This week we talk all things sexy…. the racy, the raunchy, and the plain wrong-town. Join us as we squeal and squirm through...
07.30.2019
Breakup Bloodshed and Bouncing Back
OK - So you’ve been dumped and are nursing a heavy heart. What do you do now?! Is it ok to sex the ex, or create a fake insta profile to stalk your lost lover? It’s easy to wallow and whine, but we’ve...
07.23.2019
Heartbreak Hotel
Do you wanna dump someone, but don't know how? Neither do we..... so this week we talk flaking out, ending things over text vs in person, and whether honesty is the best policy. Get ready to hear every excuse in the...
07.16.2019
The Aftermath... love or commitment carnage?!
You’ve met someone, you’ve been on a date or two - now what?! Let the fun begin! Tune in as we speculate over texting rules, game playing, drunk dialling, dick pics and when to drop the L bomb. And this...
07.09.2019
Dating Do's & Don't You Bloody Dare!
So you’ve scored a date.. But that’s just the beginning… oh so much can go wrong from there! We laugh and cry through all the dating dilemmas.... the rules, red flags, misbehaviours, sneans and man jewellery. And there’s fireworks as...
07.02.2019
Digital Dating Apocalypse
The digital dating apocalypse has taken over the dating world and we’ve got some cataclysmic stories to share this week. It’s not all doomsday online but it can be scary. And weird. And mighty funny. We talk tinder fails, mega...
06.25.2019
Finding a Unicorn
I know what you're thinking... How are these two unicorns still single?! We're just as shocked as you are! Join us as we give you an Access All Areas pass to our dating history, and how we've found ourselves here......
06.16.2019
Finding a Unicorn - Trailer
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What's Finding a Unicorn about?

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Finding a Unicorn episodes:

Are You Whack In The Sack?

Enraged Rants & Power Bottoms With Samuel Levi

Boob Juice and Booty Calls

Libido and Love In The Limelight

Prone Bones and Pat from MAFS

The Joys of Genitalia

Titty Fun and Lunch Cutting

We’re back!!!!!

The Future Of Dating... Sex Robots Are Coming!

To Flick The Bean, Or Not To Flick?

Dating App Hoes, Woes and Misleading Photos!

365 Days….. The Porn We All Needed!

The Big O

So... CARLY'S HAVING A BABY!

Homophobic Backlash; Amanda Reveals New MAFS Drama

The Worst Date Stories With The Bad Dates Queen

Would You Date A Reality TV Reject?

Unicorn Hotline; Audio porn, Dick Pics and Low Libidos

Iso Dating Problems, Pegging and Erotic Dreams

Pooping, Virtual Sex and an Instagram Catastrophe

Squirting, Egg Freezing and Iso Dates

Porn, Poo Puns and Corona Pickup Lines

Virtual Dating, Breathtaking Doodles and... Poppy's MAFS Secrets

Sex, Singles and Swiping With Coronavirus

Nude Hacks, Revenge Porn and Throbbers

MAFS Affairs, Revenge and Getting Caught With Your Pants Down

Toothbrush Scandals, Cheating and Prostitutes

MAFS Bombshells, Group Dates and Dating Disasters

Tinder Fails, Dud Dates and Catfishing

What's Worse: Valentine's Day Or A MAFS Wedding?

More P in V

Let’s talk about sex!

That AGE old question!

Can you handle my baggage?

Is the right person on paper the right person in real life?

Best Bits of Season 1

Real Life Unicorn Hunting

Dating Every Tom, Dick and Harry

Let's Get Freaky!

Sexy Misadventures

Breakup Bloodshed and Bouncing Back

Heartbreak Hotel

The Aftermath... love or commitment carnage?!

Dating Do's & Don't You Bloody Dare!

Digital Dating Apocalypse

Finding a Unicorn

Finding a Unicorn - Trailer