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Title: Fossils

Subtitle: Viagra, Snuff and Rock n Roll

Author: Robert A. Webster

Narrator: Robert A. Webster

Format: Unabridged

Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins

Language: English

Release date: 09-26-14

Publisher: Robert A Webster

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Fossils

This heart-warming tale will have you dribbling in your soup.

When Charles Clarks wife passed away, he thought life without his beloved Mary would be unbearable. Charles knew that his middle-aged children, who had families of their own, didnt want him burdening them, which is why they dumped him into Fossdyke Old Folks Home. However, unbeknownst to Charles, this is not the end of his life story, but rather the beginning of a new chapter.

What started out as fun for the four elderly musicians of a band called Fossils, has now, thanks to Kipper, spiralled out of control. Record companies, fans, and the nations media scour the country in search of the elusive, young, vibrant, four-piece band, unaware they have a combined age of 280 years.

The old rockers, fearing their families would be ridiculed when the truth comes out, need to find a way to avoid attention in the UK until things can be resolved.

Fortunately, Steve has a plan...

Meet the Fossils:

Charles Clark (Nobby) Keyboard and lead vocals Prone to nodding off...often.

Steve Baker (Strat) Lead guitar and vocals Extremely irritable bowels...and I do mean extremely.

Wayne Logan (Sticks) Percussion and songwriter Selectively deaf, randy old sod.

Elvin Stanley (Chippers) Bass Digitally challenged, also a randy old sod.

Kevin Nutley (Kipper) Local DJ and manager As smart as a bag of rocks.

Dave Corrigan (Cosmo) Pub landlord and manager Claims to be an honest businessman who, according to him, had nothing to do with the dodgy DVDs circulated around town...honest.

Follow their antics as the band tours the Philippines, Cambodia, and Thailand as they attempt to stay one step ahead of their pursuers. They discover a new and carefree way of life, which they enjoy to its fullest.

Fossils is a light-hearted romp. The modern day version of the carry-on classics

Viagra, snuff, and rock n roll.

Members Reviews:

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Hilarious and entertaining novel

Fossils: Viagra, snuff, and Rock n Roll by Robert A. Webster

Fossils was a fun read and very informative about Southeast Asian history and landmarks. You can tell Robert A. Webster loves living in that area of the world. Each character is well defined and realistic. Getting to know the old men as well as the secondary characters was entertaining.

Steve Baker is known for causing disruptions at Fossdyke Old Folks' Home. He is a thorn in Mrs. Chew's, known as the warden or Chewy by the residents, side because his daughter owns the home. So his eccentricities must be tolerated to a point. Things liven up around the home when new resident, Charles Clark, moves in with his piano. Steve quickly introduces Charles to Wayne and Elvin. Wayne plays the drums, is mostly deaf, and also writes music. Elvin plays an old double bass with the assistance of his small falsies. He lost a couple of fingers in the Navy several years ago and has fashioned himself with fake finger extensions so he can continue to play his double bass. Steve plays an old Fender Stratocaster and loves playing old Rock and Roll. It's his idea to start a band. The problem is Charles only knows classical music. When Wayne reveals he writes music, he and Charles sit down to adapt Wayne's pieces into music for their band. So they start playing their original music at a small bar down the road for fun.

Kipper, a local DJ, records their music onto a disc and then submits it to a local contest.