Just like Pogba we're back, and just like him we've recorded our own Grime record. Also this week: Jurgen gets his kit off, Iain Dowie gives some relationship advice, and we ask if the Cookie Monster could have done a better job than Woy. Plus we have exclusive news on a very special Peter Andre gig in Stoke and possibly our best ever credits.

#LCFC #MCFC #Stones #Ibramovic #page3 #SesameStreet #NYCFC #Grime #Pogba #Stormzy #PremierLeague #MUFC #Mourinho #Bullying #GuantanamoBay #WillFerrell #CookieMonster #IainDowie #MichaelOwen #JurgenKlopp #LFC #PeterAndre #Dogs #StellaArtois #Wigan

Tweet us @ontheleftside On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. The OTLS theme tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks featuring Kyro and appears with their kind permission No sound effects were used in this show. Everything you hear really happened. Incidental music is played on mouth organ and piano by Wooly.