The Charleston Battery just served up a double-dose of dominance, and the Cannon Crüe is on one.

Granit, Ryan, and Patrick open with Charleston’s biggest moment of the season: a third-straight win over the Tampa Bay Rowdies, ending their Jaegermeister Cup hopes, keeping the No Quarter Derby Trophy firmly in Charleston, and crushing their Jaegermeister Cup dreams and sending them straight to Davy Jones' Locker. There’s controversy, there’s violence (looking at you, Christian Garner backheel foul), and there’s plenty of spice — including some pointed referee critiques and theories about dark arts at play.

Then it’s on to the Miami match, where the Battery kept their momentum rolling with a solid home win, controlling the game from midfield and continuing to climb the table.

From on-field brilliance to referee blunders, from Christian Garner getting kicked to the No Quarter Derby Trophy staying in Charleston, this episode fires on all cylinders — with a heavy dose of pirate trash talk and well-earned rivalry gloating.