It’s a wild Wednesday on the show as Leroy kicks things off with a surprise twist — turning the morning into an impromptu book club to share some of his favorite reads. But the literary vibes don’t last long, as we dive into breaking news from Dolphins Training Camp: Darren Waller has finally been activated! Things get a little spicy when Jaguars head coach downplays the upcoming joint practice, and let’s just say the gang doesn’t take kindly to the “not physical” jab. Tobin also reacts to Bleacher Report’s Mount Rushmore for the Panthers franchise, and he and Leroy try to fix it themselves.

In Hour 2, Tobin issues a sweaty warning to Notre Dame fans heading to South Florida — you’re not ready for this heat! The crew relives some of the most painful losses in college football history, and the emotional wounds are still fresh.We also dig into our mixed bag as we hear from Troy Aikman, Joe Flacco, and Anthony Richardson.

Hour 3 kicks off with Dolphins linebacker Tyrel Dodson channeling Bruce Lee to describe the defense — and while Tobin is fired up, Leroy’s not exactly buying it. The Marlins are back to their struggling ways, and the gang tries to figure out what went wrong. Then, breaking fight news rocks the internet: Jake Paul is reportedly set to face Gervonta “Tank” Davis in November… and the size mismatch has Tobin and Leroy absolutely stunned. and then it’s time for our beloved Wednesday segment: Rat’s Off a Ship! This week, we react to Cam Smith hype, Ed Orgeron’s alleged 12-Red-Bulls-a-day habit, and justice served in the Miami Heat jersey heist case.

Finally, in Hour 4, the silly sauce is flowing as Jfig finally shares with Brittney the mysterious death of Washington the Parrot — and the guys run wild with conspiracy theories and over-the-top impressions. RIP to a real one. Things shift back to football as Jeffery Simmons sounds off on media questions after a scuffle with QB Cam Ward, leading Leroy to share a moment from his playing days when he had to put a reporter in check. We wrap things up with a fresh round of Stock Up or Stock Down — and maybe, just maybe, Leroy had a little fun with it this time.