Amy Gerard and Chris Page are diving into the chaos of parenting, dating icks, and bizarre world news. Amy opens up about her daughter’s preteen “hairgate” meltdowns, the friend who ditched a guy over his tiny fingers, and why monkeys might actually be plotting against us. Plus, Chris recalls being brutally axed from TV, they unpack a T-shirt scandal in Aussie politics, and Amy rages at Apple for yet another iPhone upgrade trick.

Keywords: Amy Gerard podcast, parenting struggles, dating red flags, short fingers ick, monkey conspiracy, iPhone 17 rant, Anthony Albanese Joy Division, Apple updates, Chris Page, Australian radio.

⏱️ Episode Chapters

00:00 – Amy vs thrift shopping: why she can’t stand the smell of Vinnie’s
02:45 – Monkey mayhem: Bali pickpockets & Andrew Johns’ paranoia
07:00 – Dating icks: Amy’s friend rejects a guy for having tiny fingers
11:00 – The world’s worst “ick list” revealed
12:30 – Fired in front of your parents: brutal Hollywood & TV sackings
16:00 – Hairgate: Amy’s daughter’s morning hair meltdowns
20:00 – Gender selection & parenting chaos
20:45 – Albanese’s Joy Division T-shirt controversy
23:15 – “Things to do today: your dad” – the boldest T-shirt ever
23:50 – Amy’s iPhone 17 rant & why Apple has us “by the balls”
26:00 – Wrap-up & goodbye

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