On today's episode… Gary Busey is groping people HARD (00:26:03), several notable crimes from the weekend, a Lizard Robot built for snakes (00:46:52), and so much more…

(00:00:00) - Timestamps

(00:04:00) - Next Fat-a-Thon goes Labor Day-Thanksgiving

(00:04:30) - Meal paying age… foisted with the Crabs

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

(00:06:40) - Jokes of the day + Necrophilia talk

(00:09:54) - Sports: Leeds United Smashing, Cantlay Wins Big, UFC 278, Usyk Finally Gets Fury, and Bonus Rounds in Bare Knuckle Boxing

(00:21:00) - House of the Dragon debut

(00:22:12) - Alec Baldwin’s paid investigator says the fatal Rust shooting wasn’t his fault

(00:26:03) - Gary Busey Arrested for Groping at Monster Mania Con

(00:27:40) - Chicken Big Mac is finally coming to the USA

(00:29:00) - Tomato Flu dropped in India and it’s just a second Monkey Pox

🥛 Cream of the Crop 🥛

(00:30:52) - Meth’d out woman escapes cuffs, steals AR, and fires on officers and civilians from inside a cop car

Lightning Round

(00:35:15) - Fentanyl sucks ass and is only getting worse

(00:36:45) - Cocaine is Super popular in Colorado

(00:39:25) - Tesla is now pushing their injectable keys “Vivo Keys”… Nerds have key hands now

(00:43:20) - Missouri Pastor mad he hasn’t gotten a watch yet this year + Dick Chop Punishments

(00:46:52) - Idiot builds robotic lizard tube for snakes

(00:49:40) - PA Man with insane 2 Face Tattoos gets caught collecting Human Remains

🌎 TikTok International Moment 🌏

(00:53:36) - Russia - Dennis Rodman is finally stepping in to help Brittney Griner

(00:58:25) - England - Restaurant Angrily declares they are DONE with complaints from Vegans

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