The crew is back from a long weekend, ready to fill your speakers with real shit and bullshit. Absolutely nothing happened in the culture, so we start making fun of Karl for just existing, and inform the listeners of our billboard currently up in Times Square (top 3 fans with the most creative photos in front of it get a merch pack). They address the exploitation of the Girl Scouts, Mal’s sweatsuit size, the teams end of year reviews, and Mal comforting Jojo from Jodeci, + more!

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Episode 35 | “Girl Scout Cookies”

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Looks like we’re getting more than we initially thought. Before we get into that…it’s been a long 48 hours. We breakdown how we’ve spent our time waiting for Kendrick’s response. We cover Mal’s liked tweets, middle school clothing, and climate change in Dubai. Mal shares with us some news about an upcoming Kendrick album (21:57). Is the boogeyman coming? We speculate over the AI Kendrick diss and the other one that was never confirmed or denied. We discuss the IG Story shots Drake & Rick Ross have been trading all week (27:22). Then Julian introduces the theory of Drake owning percentages of other artists (35:50). The room is split on this rumor. Well we all finally listened to the Bryson Tiller album. We give a review (48:31). Did you see Coi Leray reject Adrien Broner on an Instagram live? Mal wants to fight Adrien now (1:01:40). We share what celebrities we’d shoot our shot at. In classic fashion we bring up Rory’s trauma (1:13:40). It’s time for voicemails! (1:21:16) We end with Demaris teaching us how to professionally gaslight someone. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 261 | The Boogeyman Is Coming (TWICE)

Hip Hop is back! Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. We have a rolling start as Mal dances his way into frame and continues to dance in his seat to Drake’s “Push Ups”. We don’t waste any time and get right into both Rick Ross & Drake’s diss records. We do a lyric breakdown and pick our favorite moments from Drake’s response. We have mixed reviews on Rick Ross’s song/trolling. Where are the nukes? We speculate what breaking news could bring the 6 God down (52:26) . We address the Yachty reference track and another conversation Mal had with Drake (). After all the speculation we pivot to an exciting weekend at Coachella (1:18:00). We’re here to big up Ice Spice improvement and give Tyler The Creator / Childish Gambino their flowers. Our favorite moment came from J Balvin when he had Will Smith come out to perform “Men In Black”. In the least shocking news ever…we’ve confirmed yet again that you can’t trust a heaux. Kai Cenat is taking the legal route after being doxxed (1:32:11). It’s time for voicemails (1:41:30). We answered a hypothetical question from one of our favorite listeners (Hi Taylor). This leads to a hilarious segment to send us out. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!


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Episode 260 | Beef Sells, Kai Cenat Buys

Mal needs therapy and from a specific type of person. We’re back to full strength after Mal’s historic rant last episode. Julian is back to share his perspective from Dreamville Fest and more (32:14). Mal continues to clarify his thoughts. In other beef news (that we have fueled) Chris Brown responds to Quavo on his deluxe album (45:31). In more serious news we send our condolences to Mister Cee (47:52). Then we’re told OJ Simpson passed away, which leads to a mixed review of his memorializing (51:43). This reminds Rory of an Aaron Hernandez documentary. It’s time for voicemails. We give some work advice (1:00:51) then give a gentleman advice on how to get laid (1:04:35). We close with Mal asking a wild question about a certain group of people (1:23:06). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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Episode 259 | Apparently Mal Needs Therapy

Mal is gloating. Rory is instigating. And Demaris is sliding down a wall. A battle has been fought... well, kind of. We jump right into the retelling of our weekend with rap and where we all were when J.Cole dissed Kendrick... as well as when he apologized. Mal has a legendary monologue, letting us know exactly how this weekend marked the end of J. Cole's career and legacy as a GOAT. We contemplate whether the Big 2 will continue their bromance or end it, and Mal gives us some insight as to why Drake didn't show up to Dreamville Festival (46:45:). Mal (again) challenges Kendrick to drop his Drake diss so that hip-hop can be saved (57:05), and finally the heat is off Cole and on to Wale and Meek Mill, who were arguing on twitter at the time of taping (1:27:15). Mal challenges Rory to find a better rapper than Drake (excluding Jay-Z) (1:38:57), and it is once again himself vs. the room. Also discussed is the Northeast earthquake (1:54:59), GloRilla's new album and new beef (1:59:25), Megan Thee Stallion's philanthropic work, + more!
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Episode 258 | Might Apologize Later

I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music career? Then Mal owes Clay from Love Is Blind an apology (24:50). Staying in divorce Gypsy Rose calls it quits with her husband and is quickly seen back with her ex (29:30). Then Rory demands people respect Monica Lewinsky and Hilary Clinton (32:50). We get into some past relationships. Then Julian asks the guys a question that ends up turning into him getting made fun of (47:37). Let's react to the PartyNextDoor album cover and Metro Boomin claiming his iCloud was hacked (53:00). Also, Mal claims he doesn’t have an iCloud. G Dep is free which leads to a learning moment for the crew about the classic Dostoevsky novel (1:10:49). The women’s college basketball tournament keeps getting better (1:14:51). We recap the games last week and predict the upcoming ones. It’s time for voicemails and we have a callback! This leads to a discussion about carnival games (1:30:10). We miss the interlude days in music. We go over our favorite ones (1:43:59). Mal predicts Drake will respond this weekend (1:48:32). We cover how we think Dreamville Fest will go. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!
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Episode 35 | “Girl Scout Cookies”

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