Girls Gotta Eat

By Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Comedy Sexuality

What's Girls Gotta Eat about?

Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@OneHungryJew) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).

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CATFISHING with Nev Schulman

03.01.2021

We're joined by an icon in the world of internet connections -- Nev Schulman of Catfish (the movie, MTV show, and podcast). We're chatting with Nev about the type of people who catfish and get catfished, how to find out ...

Girls Gotta Eat episodes:

03.01.2021 CATFISHING with Nev Schulman We're joined by an icon in the world of internet connections -- Nev Schulman of Catfish (the movie, MTV show, and podcast). We're chatting with Nev about the type of people who catfish and get catfished, how to find out ...
02.22.2021 Anxiety Disorderville, Population Many Motherf*ckers feat. Kelsey Darragh If there's one person who can speak on anxiety, depression, and panic with such humor, insight, and personal experience, it's Kelsey Darragh. We're so glad she joined us to discuss her mental health journey from therapy to misdiagnoses to meds ...
02.18.2021 Where Are They Now? It's our three year anniversary BONUS episode air horn and we're giving all the status updates. We're sharing how our lives have changed since the start of the podcast, how our listeners lives have changed (grab the tissues), and the ...
02.15.2021 Four Principles for Infinite Orgasms feat. Pussy Healer Cosmic If we've ever had an episode that's equal parts hot and healing, it's this one. We're talking about how to get your body buzzing with infinite orgasms, more enjoyable sex, and overall better pleasure with pussy healer Cosmic. She shares ...
02.08.2021 Pet Loss, Grief Relief, and Showing Love This one might be a tearjerker for some, but we're still coming through with laughs, love, and living our truth. We're discussing the recent passing of Ashley's dog/Rayna's godson/GGE legend Dewey, and how we've been handling this loss (Ashley grieving, ...
02.01.2021 Be Your Own Rich Man feat. Money Coach Nicole Victoria We're talking about moneeeey again! This time, we're joined by financial coach Nicole Victoria who shares a wealth of important knowledge and tips for shifting your mindset around money, making more of it, investing (and yes, for people who have ...
01.25.2021 Are We All Stalkers? Real talk -- most of us have an inner stalker and women are born with innate detective skills so let's get into it. We're talking about all the crazy avenues of finding info on the internet, whether you should stalk ...
01.18.2021 Finding Your Greatest Strength with Peloton's Tunde Oyeneyin The positive vibes are off the charts in this episode with Peloton instructor, founder of S.P.E.A.K., and overall inspirational human Tunde Oyeneyin. She shares her fitness journey/body transformation, tips for finding the best workout for you and staying motivated, and ...
01.11.2021 Where Are All the Decent Men? feat. Author Jon Birger There's a reason why there are so many incredible, successful, beautiful women who struggle to find a decent partner, while (cough mediocre) men seem to have no problem on the dating scene, and we're deep diving into the data behind ...
01.04.2021 Quitting Drinking and Getting Horny with Nikki Glaser We're starting 2021 strong with the incomparable, hilarious Nikki Glaser and there's no holding back. We discuss her decision to quit drinking and how she did it, accepting and loving your looks in an appearance-obsessed culture, being DTF but the ...
12.28.2020 2020: F*cked Less, Cried More, Still Laughed We kicked off 2020 with the episode title/mantra of "Fuck More Cry Less" and well...that took a turn. We're recapping this dumpster fire of a year, but focusing on the lessons learned, positives that came out of it, and all ...
12.21.2020 The Truth About Marriage and Motherhood feat. Cat & Nat We have the hilarious, refreshingly honest duo Cat and Nat join us to spit some real truths about motherhood and marriage -- everything from feeling lost as a new mom (which is what bonded them together) to why marriage isn't ...
12.13.2020 You Can Change Your Story feat. Therapist/Author Lori Gottlieb Free therapy session alert! We are joined by the incredible author/psychotherapist/TED speaker Lori Gottlieb to discuss that big, scary (but it doesn't have to be!) thing called CHANGE. We're chatting with her about changing your patterns when you keep dating ...
12.07.2020 Choosing to be Childfree It's our long-awaited episode about the choice to not have children. (And we can't stress it enough, we have mad love for the moms and respect the decision to have children wholeheartedly.) We're discussing our decisions and how we got ...
11.30.2020 Date By Your Own Rules feat. Comedian Giulio Gallarotti We have comedian/hilarious storyteller/great boyfriend Giulio Gallarotti join us and open up about his relationship and why it works, including his girlfriend setting the pace from the start, keeping their own independence, and how they communicate when they're apart. We're ...
11.23.2020 Do You Know WHY You're Dating? feat. Case Kenny Get ready to ask yourself some questions, including "Are you bringing your milkshake to the yard?" We have author, mindfulness pro, and note-writing guru Case Kenny join us to discuss why being single is your superpower, mindfulness and dating with ...
11.16.2020 Glow Up and Show Up with Stylist Lillian Charles It's long overdue, but finally here: Our STYLE episode! We have our friend and incredible stylist/professional hype girl Lillian Charles in the house to talk about all things clothes, closets, bodies, boobs, and more. She explains why "it's not your ...
11.12.2020 Keep it Sexy Forever Shout out to our smart and sexy listeners for contributing to this premium content on keeping the spark alive. We took all your tips and tricks (and added our own hot takes) on how to set yourself up for success ...
11.09.2020 That Took a Turn 2020 It's just us this week, and we have a lot to talk about. We're recapping the election from the CNN zaddies to election night charcuterie to our experiences on announcement day and our hopes for the future. We're also chatting ...
11.02.2020 Step Up Your Dating Game with E!'s Nina Parker You might want to take notes on this one because we covered A LOT of ground with the hilarious and insightful Nina Parker of E's Nightly Pop and Dating #NoFilter. We're discussing tips and knowledge for dating better -- first ...
10.26.2020 Prolonging the Passion feat. Intimacy Expert Michaela Boehm We're joined by intimacy expert (and relationship counselor to the stars) Michaela Boehm, and she's educating us on achieving intimacy first with yourself then with a partner, how to keep the passion alive in a long-term relationship, going from "go ...
10.19.2020 Is It Purely Platonic? We're talking about friends of the opposite sex -- addressing the age-old question "Can men and women just be friends?", discussing what healthy, platonic relationships look like, and deep diving on JEALOUSY. We're breaking down being jealous/skeptical of a partner's ...
10.12.2020 From Devout to DTF with Usama Siddiquee We have a hot and hilarious one for you this week with comedian Usama Siddiquee. We're discussing his life growing up Muslim and sheltered then finding his way sexually in college, and how he views religion now. We're also chatting ...
10.05.2020 Dominating in Sex and Dating feat. Shan Boodram We could not be more excited to talk sex and dating with one of the greats, Shan Boodram. We chat with the sexologist/relationship expert/best-selling author about taking control of your love life, making the first move (it might not be ...
09.28.2020 Voting for Progress feat. Elizabeth Warren With such an important election nearing, we are dedicating an episode to it and welcoming the incomparable Senator Elizabeth Warren to chat with us about how to make a difference. We cover wealth disparity, how to improve the economy to ...
09.21.2020 Spells for Love, Sex, and Money with Modern Mystic Kelley Knight We're getting witchy with it and talking about how to manifest your best life with our favorite psychic and trusted life advisor Kelley Knight, author of Spells for the Modern Mystic. We discuss spells and rituals for finding a partner, ...
09.14.2020 Does Age Matter? By popular demand, we're going deep on age gaps in relationships -- dating older, dating younger, the dynamics in your 20s vs. 30s vs. 40s, and the factors that come into play like sex, finances, maturity, wanting/not wanting children, and ...
09.07.2020 Heartbreak, Rejection, and Emotional First Aid with Guy Winch We have another life-changing therapy session on deck. Clinical psychologist, author, and TED speaker Guy Winch joins us to talk about emotional first aid and healing yourself after heartbreak, rejection, and failure. We discuss combatting negative self-talk, texting tips for ...
08.31.2020 "Why Do Men Think This Is Ok?" feat. Jared Freid and Jordana Abraham We're once again analyzing confusing dating situations and male behavior with some of the best in the game -- Jared Freid and Jordana Abraham of U Up? podcast. We discuss a guy refusing to commit after a year of dating, ...
08.24.2020 Activism, Body Image, and Cancel Culture with Jameela Jamil We're covering the ABCs (activism, body image, and cancel culture) with actress/activist/inclusivity advocate Jameela Jamil. We discuss how anyone, whether they have a platform or not, can use their voice and make a difference, deep dive into how the internet ...
08.17.2020 What's Your Sexual Aura? feat. Mystic Michaela Whew, this one got us feeling and reflecting. We were honored to chat with celeb aura reader and psychic medium Mystic Michaela, who explained what auras and aura colors are all about, read ours, and covered the attributes of the ...
08.10.2020 Talking About Abortion with Dr. Meera Shah On this episode, we're discussing abortion with Dr. Meera Shah, a family medicine physician who provides abortion care and the recent author of You're the Only One I've Told: The Stories Behind Abortion (September 1 release). Meera provides us with ...
08.03.2020 Your Man Who's Not Your Man Your man who's not your man, almost boyfriend, fuck buddy you're secretly in love with...whatever you want to call him, we're addressing him today. We're dishing the hard truths about these relationships, discussing how to get closure when they end, ...
07.27.2020 Stereotypes and Sex Appeal feat. Comedian Brian Park We have an innuendo-filled episode coming in hot with the hilarious Brian Park, who opens up about his dating and sex life as an Asian man, not drinking, and dealing with performance anxiety. We discuss stereotypes and how they affect ...
07.20.2020 Live, Laugh, Loss feat. Comedian Kate Nicholls We have the hilarious open book that is Kate Nicholls joining us to discuss some heavier topics but with humor, of course. We're talking about manipulative partners and broken engagements, complicated relationships with parents, losing a parent, coping with a ...
07.13.2020 Should You Get Back With Your Ex? Chances are you probably shouldn't get back with your ex, but just in case you're one of the few where a romantic reunion is due, we're talking through it -- a checklist to determine if you actually want to be ...
07.06.2020 Dicks: Pics, Performance, and Guys Who Think With Them feat. Comedian Dylan Palladino We're talking about the D with our friend/hilarious comedian Dylan Palladino -- dick pics and sexy videos (including tips), performance anxiety and what women can do when it happens, guys who just want to fuck and why. We're also chatting ...
06.29.2020 Living in Alignment (and Butt Stuff) feat. Beatrice Dixon of The Honey Pot We have an extra unfiltered episode with our new favorite person, Beatrice Dixon, founder of The Honey Pot Company. We discuss vaginal health and how Bea's struggle with chronic bacterial vaginosis led her to create a line of plant-based feminine ...
06.22.2020 We're Having Gay Sex feat. Comedian Ashley Gavin We're reunited in NYC (!!!) and discussing gay sex, rebranding scissoring, and unpacking the "ho phase" with comedian and friend Ashley Gavin. She tells us about getting out in the dating scene after years of long-term relationships, her experience as ...
06.15.2020 Are We Too Different? Opposites attract (allegedly), but what if you just don't have much in common? We're exploring differences with your partner in this episode -- having different hobbies and interests, when it's healthy, when your partner's hobby is a lifestyle (or an ...
06.08.2020 Race and Relationships feat. Fred Smith We're discussing race in all kinds of relationships (romantic, friendships, parents) on this episode with motivational speaker/fitness instructor/friend Fred Smith. We dive into interracial dating, microaggressions, Amy Cooper, Blackout Tuesday, talking to your friends and parents about race, thoughts on ...
06.05.2020 Let's Talk About It This is an explanation of some incidents that have happened recently we need to address. We apologize in advance for taking any time and attention away from the important issues in this country (and world) right now.
06.01.2020 Happily Unmarried feat. Author Eric Klinenberg We're talking with Eric Klinenberg, sociologist and author (and co-author of Modern Romance with Aziz Ansari), about the rise of living alone, why women aren't settling for long-term partners, and what life looks like when you're happily unmarried. But we're ...
05.25.2020 Less Hating, More Fellating feat. Nicole Byer We started the year with Fuck More Cry Less and while it still applies, we're throwing a new one your way: Less Hating, More Fellating. We're joined by comedian Nicole Byer to chat about dates gone wrong, blowjob and 69 ...
05.18.2020 WE WERE ON A BREAK! Yes, we're diving into the infamous, most confusing, frustrating, grayest area of a relationship: Taking a break. We discuss if/when it's a good idea, setting boundaries, managing expectations, how to act on the receiving end of the "I just need ...
05.11.2020 I'm a Survivor feat. Sexual Violence Educator & Healing Coach Brittany Piper We are discussing sexual assault on this episode with Brittany Piper -- survivor, speaker, healing coach, and sexual violence expert. (Trigger warning for those who are sensitive to this topic.) Brittany shares her story and healing process, and educates us ...
05.04.2020 Hotter Sex Starts Now feat. Dr. Emily Morse Is it hot in here or is that just this episode? We are so excited to share our talk with Dr. Emily Morse of Sex with Emily about how to have hotter sex starting now (or your next post-pandemic opportunity). ...
04.27.2020 Is He Just Not That Into Me? feat. Greg Behrendt, author of He's Just Not That Into You We have a legend on deck -- author/comedian Greg Behrendt, the man responsible for "He's Just Not That Into You", both the book and the famous Sex and the City quote (he worked on the iconic show for six years). ...
04.20.2020 Fight Smarter, Not Harder This is our Fight Song (episode) and we're talking about how to manage conflict in relationships, from minor triggers with someone you just started dating to big blowouts with your long-term partner. We cover how to rein in passive aggression ...
04.13.2020 The Emotional Rona-Coaster feat. Awareness Coach Adela Raffa We're getting in our feelings today, fam. Awareness coach and Gestalt therapist Adela Raffa joins us to discuss all the things we're going through right now -- loneliness, anxiety, helplessness, lethargy, even "surprisingly ok" -- and how to cope. We ...

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Girls Gotta Eat episodes:

CATFISHING with Nev Schulman

Anxiety Disorderville, Population Many Motherf*ckers feat. Kelsey Darragh

Where Are They Now?

Four Principles for Infinite Orgasms feat. Pussy Healer Cosmic

Pet Loss, Grief Relief, and Showing Love

Be Your Own Rich Man feat. Money Coach Nicole Victoria

Are We All Stalkers?

Finding Your Greatest Strength with Peloton's Tunde Oyeneyin

Where Are All the Decent Men? feat. Author Jon Birger

Quitting Drinking and Getting Horny with Nikki Glaser

2020: F*cked Less, Cried More, Still Laughed

The Truth About Marriage and Motherhood feat. Cat & Nat

You Can Change Your Story feat. Therapist/Author Lori Gottlieb

Choosing to be Childfree

Date By Your Own Rules feat. Comedian Giulio Gallarotti

Do You Know WHY You're Dating? feat. Case Kenny

Glow Up and Show Up with Stylist Lillian Charles

Keep it Sexy Forever

That Took a Turn 2020

Step Up Your Dating Game with E!'s Nina Parker

Prolonging the Passion feat. Intimacy Expert Michaela Boehm

Is It Purely Platonic?

From Devout to DTF with Usama Siddiquee

Dominating in Sex and Dating feat. Shan Boodram

Voting for Progress feat. Elizabeth Warren

Spells for Love, Sex, and Money with Modern Mystic Kelley Knight

Does Age Matter?

Heartbreak, Rejection, and Emotional First Aid with Guy Winch

"Why Do Men Think This Is Ok?" feat. Jared Freid and Jordana Abraham

Activism, Body Image, and Cancel Culture with Jameela Jamil

What's Your Sexual Aura? feat. Mystic Michaela

Talking About Abortion with Dr. Meera Shah

Your Man Who's Not Your Man

Stereotypes and Sex Appeal feat. Comedian Brian Park

Live, Laugh, Loss feat. Comedian Kate Nicholls

Should You Get Back With Your Ex?

Dicks: Pics, Performance, and Guys Who Think With Them feat. Comedian Dylan Palladino

Living in Alignment (and Butt Stuff) feat. Beatrice Dixon of The Honey Pot

We're Having Gay Sex feat. Comedian Ashley Gavin

Are We Too Different?

Race and Relationships feat. Fred Smith

Let's Talk About It

Happily Unmarried feat. Author Eric Klinenberg

Less Hating, More Fellating feat. Nicole Byer

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

I'm a Survivor feat. Sexual Violence Educator & Healing Coach Brittany Piper

Hotter Sex Starts Now feat. Dr. Emily Morse

Is He Just Not That Into Me? feat. Greg Behrendt, author of He's Just Not That Into You

Fight Smarter, Not Harder

The Emotional Rona-Coaster feat. Awareness Coach Adela Raffa

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