Girls Gotta Eat

By Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Comedy Health Sexuality

What's Girls Gotta Eat about?

Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@OneHungryJew) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).

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What Women Want

07.15.2019

Do lesbians deal with the same bullshit straight women do when it comes to dating? We have hilarious comedian (and lowkey model) Sydnee Washington joining us to discuss this, along with other topics like the female orgasm and life factors ...

Girls Gotta Eat episodes:

07.15.2019 What Women Want Do lesbians deal with the same bullshit straight women do when it comes to dating? We have hilarious comedian (and lowkey model) Sydnee Washington joining us to discuss this, along with other topics like the female orgasm and life factors ...
07.08.2019 Give Me My Privacy Does my partner deserve to know how many people I've slept with? What about my past relationship history? Should we know each other's phone passwords? How can I poop in private?! We're answering all these burning questions about privacy and ...
07.01.2019 Being Happy Being Alone We're covering lots of important ground on this episode with writer/author Maria Del Russo -- how to accept (and enjoy) being single, finding yourself and not being a "dating chameleon", knowing what you want and don't want in a partner, ...
06.24.2019 Young Love We're joined by comedians Mike Feeney and Mike Cannon who are absolutely hilarious, best friends (or so we thought), and happily married. We're talking to them about meeting your spouse at a young age, married life vs. single life, keeping ...
06.17.2019 Dealing With Our Demons It's a hot one! We are so excited to have Hannah Berner of Bravo's Summer House, Berning in Hell podcast, and meme royalty to discuss mental health when it comes to dating, tackling your own issues, and the differences between ...
06.10.2019 Is He Micro-Cheating? It's our 69th EPISODE (!!!), it's just the two of us, and we're bringing it back to our roots and covering shady social media behavior. We discuss when a partner is "micro-cheating" -- what it looks like, what it means, ...
06.03.2019 Are You Threesome Material? We have the hilarious/beautiful/savage Marie Faustin join us to discuss everything from threesome propositions to pegging fantasies to why she doesn't want a boyfriend. Subtopics include: Cowboy boots, broke dudes, and gay porn. We bring back "Is This Weird?" with ...
05.27.2019 Sex Toy Story Break out the lube y'all, it's a sex toy episode! We have the amazingly knowledgable Lisa Finn from Babeland toy shop giving us all the good vibrations. We're talking about choosing the right sex toys, introducing them with your partner, ...
05.20.2019 When Dudes Get Dumped We've talked plenty about women getting over breakups but what happens when dudes get their hearts broken? We have hilarious comedian Anthony DeVito telling his tragic tale (don't worry, he's fine now) and sharing the ways he coped with losing ...
05.13.2019 Girl Code Can I date someone my friend dated? Should I care that my friends still talk to my ex? If I catch a guy cheating on his girlfriend, do I tell? We're answering these questions and more on our GIRL CODE ...
05.06.2019 "Why Aren't You Married Yet?" You know we love someone who can speak profoundly on relationships and also talk shit, so we're very #blessed to have Kate Kennedy of Be There in Five and author of Twinkle Twinkle Social Media Star join us this week. ...
04.29.2019 Is Love Fcked? We convinced Mark Manson (life guru/bestselling author of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fck) to sit down and answer the question "Is love f*cked?" (Spoiler alert: It doesn't have to be.) We discuss the current hellscape of dating ...
04.22.2019 When You Know, You Know How do you know when you meet the right person? We're chatting with ultimate girl crush Eden Grinshpan (restaurateur and host of Top Chef Canada) about getting engaged within weeks of meeting her husband and how they're still killing it ...
04.15.2019 Always a Bridesmaid Raise a glass...it's our WEDDING EPISODE! We're discussing survival skills for being single (and/or broke) during wedding season, wedding planning tips so your guests don't hate you, overall etiquette, bridezilla behavior, bridesmaid woes, eloping, and even tips for canceling the ...
04.08.2019 Money Talks It's another moneeeey episode, but this time with a professional! We are joined by Ramit Sethi, New York Times bestselling author of I Will Teach You To Be Rich, to not only discuss money issues in relationships, but also personal ...
04.01.2019 What's Your Sign? We're going deep into the stars with professional astrologer Mecca Woods! She explains which signs are compatible and why, schools us on what a sun/moon/rising sign means, decodes the ever-so-controversial SCORPIO, and we even discuss Mercury Retrograde and Saturn Returns. ...
03.25.2019 Love and Other Drugs Comedian, actor, and amateur dog whisperer Dan Soder joins us for another off-the-rails episode where we discuss everything from drugs to sober sex to "relationship dirty talk." He also pens the new "Thank U, Next" and shares the hilarious story ...
03.18.2019 Rules to Live (Together) By Should you cohabitate...or no-habitate? We discuss the right time and right reasons to move in with a partner, financial arrangements and how to tackle them, tips and tricks for sharing your living space, the art of compromise, and how it ...
03.11.2019 How to Cum We're so excited (aroused?) to have comedian Remy Kassimir join us to talk about masturbation and cumming! At age 27, Remy had never had an orgasm, so she started a podcast about it and went on a quest to climax. ...
03.04.2019 STDs, IUDs, and UTIs, Oh My! We brought in a brilliant sex educator Kendall McKenzie to discuss all those "embarrassing" sex and body topics including STDs (everything from symptoms to how to tell your partner), birth control methods and periods, UTIs and other vaginal infections, queefing, ...
02.25.2019 Can You Be Friends With An Ex? It's just the two of us, and we're finally tackling this long-awaited topic! We're sharing our personal experiences and digging deep into all the areas surrounding being friends with exes. We also read/analyze a very crazy email from a listener ...
02.18.2019 Who's Your Daddy? We are so thrilled to have the hilarious Chris Distefano as our first dad on the show to talk about fatherhood, baby mama drama, dating as a single parent, keeping the peace in the family, and much more. A little ...
02.10.2019 Guys We Fcked FCK YES, we have the illustrious, hilarious Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We F*cked podcast joining us for an extra sexually explorative episode. We're covering kinks, deep diving into hitting and cuckolding, reviewing dick pics, discussing masculine ...
02.04.2019 Body Goals It's the Health & Fitness Episode AKA Revenge Body Episode AKA The Episode We Got So Many Requests For. We stray slightly from straight dating/sex talk to share our #journeys with our bodies and where we are now with our ...
01.28.2019 Daddy Issues We cozied up in an LA hotel room to chat with Violet Benson of the Instagram sensation @DaddyIssues_ about how she started the 4-million-follower account and quit her boring job, combatting depression, avoiding toxic men, masturbating, and fucking famous people. ...
01.21.2019 Sex, Drugs, and Relationship Roles Fresh off a world tour, we have comedian Ari Shaffir join us to chat about non-monogamy and honesty in a relationship, why he doesn't want kids, leaving his religion, and doing drugs to change your life. We also recap our ...
01.14.2019 If I Could Turn Back Time We have the incomparable Matteo Lane (comedian, artist, celebrity expert) impersonating everyone from Cher to Adele, while also chatting about recovering from a painful breakup, the challenge of balancing a thriving career and a relationship, and how to handle a ...
01.07.2019 Inside the Open Relationship We're so excited to open the convo about open relationships with Malerie and Sam, an awesome (and also hot) polyamorous couple. We ask all those burning questions (How does it work? Whose idea was it? Do you get jealous? What ...
12.31.2018 Make 2019 Your Bitch Big 2019 Energy, coming in hot! In our final episode of 2018, we're talking about resolutions, the energy we're bringing into the new year, and how to achieve goals when it comes to weight, career, romantic relationships, and friendships. We ...
12.24.2018 The Dudes on DMs Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! We brought in the hilarious Lev Fer and Andrew Collin to chat about their latest dating stories, happy endings, girls sliding into their DMs (what to say, what to avoid, what got them laid last ...
12.17.2018 How Can I Make Him Commit? Ahhh the age old question -- How can I get this guy to commit to me/be my boyfriend/stop sleeping with other women/marry and impregnate me? We tackle it from all angles -- tough love to techniques to last ditch efforts. ...
12.10.2018 Live, Laugh, (Long-Distance) Love Gather round, y'all! In this nonstop-laughs episode, we talk with actress/comedian/best-person-on-Instagram Heather McMahan about her thriving long-distance relationship and why it works, sexy pics gone wrong, coping with the loss of a parent, and so much more. We also recap ...
12.03.2018 What Turns You On? Comedian (and DANCER) Nikki Glaser joins us for a hilarious, no-holds-barred talk about surprising turn-ons (ie. wanting your boyfriend to hook up with someone else), loving yourself, loving anal, not fucking guys until they earn it, Dancing With the Stars, ...
11.26.2018 Girl Crush Strap in (or strap-on) for this one! We're joined by hilarious comedian and actress Emma Willmann (Netflix, Colbert, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) to talk about the Lesbian Hunger Games, being in the closet in high school, sex toys, dating apps, bisexuality, and ...
11.21.2018 Single All the Way Our early Christmas present to you: BONUS EPISODE! We're discussing being single over the holidays and giving advice for dealing with family pressure, the dreaded judgmental questioning, and general loneliness while everyone around you is coupled up and (seemingly) happy. ...
11.19.2018 How to Keep the Holidays Happy Holidays, families, gift stress, weird traditions....there's so much to consider (and so much that can go wrong) when it comes to dating someone during "the most wonderful time of the year." We discuss all these tricky topics so you don't ...
11.12.2018 Do You Want a Bad Boy? Should you date an ex-con? We brought in ConBody trainer and "formerly incarcerated individual" Derek Drescher to discuss dating when you have a record, and share his inspiring transformation from inmate to marathoner/keynote speaker/overall awesome dude. Other topics include Cheetos, ...
11.05.2018 Do You Believe in Life After Love? It's Seany Time! Get ready for another side-splitter with our hilarious friend and comedian Sean Donnelly. He opens up about his divorce, life after it, and whether men can survive without women. Also on the agenda: Dogs, dating (and dating ...
10.29.2018 I Regret Nothing In the spirit of Halloween, we're telling our very own HORROR STORIES about what happens on the scariest night of the year (but even scarier -- the next morning). We also chat about what's been happening in our love lives ...
10.22.2018 Matchmaker Matchmaker... How does matchmaking work? And more importantly, DOES it work? (Spoiler alert: it does.) We brought in Maria Avgitidis, founder of the highly acclaimed Agape Match, to chat about the art of the set-up, what makes a successful couple, time ...
10.15.2018 "So, what are we?" When should you define the relationship? Are breaks ever a good idea? And what should you be focusing on instead of landing a man? We brought in our friend, fellow podcaster, and dating guru Lindsey Metselaar from We Met at ...
10.08.2018 Let Me Upgrade You Is Sam Morril a Positive Influence (ie. the title of his recent Comedy Central special)? We brought him in to find out, and chat about all things dating -- Are women always trying to change men?, What's the secret to ...
10.01.2018 So You Got Blindsided... Out-of-the-blue breakups, ghosting, exes resurfacing just to disappear again -- we discuss the situations that leave you wondering WHAT THE FUCK?, and how to work through them. What is closure exactly? Do you really need it? And how can you ...
09.24.2018 Let's Talk About SEX We brought in the big guns to take our deepest dive into sex yet -- renowned sex therapist and author Ian Kerner. We discuss unbalanced sexual desire in a relationship (ie. being frustrated AF) and how to deal, all things ...
09.17.2018 Should You Date Your Co-Workers? Dating in the workplace: Fire.....or fired? We discuss the age old question of whether it's a good idea, give tips for how to do it right if you're gonna do it, and share our own experiences with getting off at ...
09.10.2018 (Homo)Sexual Healing Enough of the hetero relationship talk, we're mixing it up this week with the hilarious Mehran Khaghani. We chat about his open relationship and how they make it work, coming out, tops vs. bottoms, psychic dick-reading abilities, the challenge of ...
09.03.2018 I'm a Hustler, Baby Are...you...ready...to...RUMBLE? We got down and dirty with Rumble Boxing founder Noah Neiman about starting from the bottom to build a successful brand, how he handles dating when the hustle never stops, DM slides, dog parks, dick pics, and more. Ashley ...
08.27.2018 What's Wrong With Being Confident? We could not love this episode/guest more. Katie Sturino of The 12ish Style joins us in studio (bearing gifts for our sweaty summer bodies) to chat about body confidence, breaking the fashion blogger mold, fearless dating tactics (including how she ...
08.20.2018 Should You Ever Fck Your Friends? Friends With Benefits sounds fun, but is actually just a total disaster? We discuss the positives and pitfalls of fcking your friends, and share our experiences with it. We also talk about our recent dates (Rayna's was a surprise; Ashley's ...
08.13.2018 Is Love in the Cards? It's our first female guest and we couldn't be more excited! Kelley Knight is a psychic medium, tarot professional, owner of the amazing Modern Mystic Shop, and intuitive life coach (and also Ashley's personal life coach). We cover so much ...

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What's Girls Gotta Eat about?

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Girls Gotta Eat episodes:

What Women Want

Give Me My Privacy

Being Happy Being Alone

Young Love

Dealing With Our Demons

Is He Micro-Cheating?

Are You Threesome Material?

Sex Toy Story

When Dudes Get Dumped

Girl Code

"Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

Is Love F*cked?

When You Know, You Know

Always a Bridesmaid

Money Talks

What's Your Sign?

Love and Other Drugs

Rules to Live (Together) By

How to Cum

STDs, IUDs, and UTIs, Oh My!

Can You Be Friends With An Ex?

Who's Your Daddy?

Guys We F*cked

Body Goals

Daddy Issues

Sex, Drugs, and Relationship Roles

If I Could Turn Back Time

Inside the Open Relationship

Make 2019 Your Bitch

The Dudes on DMs

How Can I Make Him Commit?

Live, Laugh, (Long-Distance) Love

What Turns You On?

Girl Crush

Single All the Way

How to Keep the Holidays Happy

Do You Want a Bad Boy?

Do You Believe in Life After Love?

I Regret Nothing

Matchmaker Matchmaker...

"So, what are we?"

Let Me Upgrade You

So You Got Blindsided...

Let's Talk About SEX

Should You Date Your Co-Workers?

(Homo)Sexual Healing

I'm a Hustler, Baby

What's Wrong With Being Confident?

Should You Ever F*ck Your Friends?

Is Love in the Cards?

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