In today’s episode, we dive into the most explosive global headlines of the past 10 hours. From Trump’s dramatically shortened "Scotch egg timer" deadline for Russia to exit Ukraine, to the humanitarian catastrophe unfolding in Gaza, we unpack the serious—and the surreal.

We explore:

The Cambodia–Thailand border clash and awkward midnight ceasefire

Gaza’s escalating airstrikes despite “pauses” and starving civilians

The EU’s €17 billion plan to turn potholes into tank trails

Mass shooting tragedy in Turks and Caicos

And the eerie silence on suspects

Blending current events with dark humor and razor-sharp editorial satire, this episode peels back the headlines to reveal the absurdities underneath. Because in geopolitics, even bad news deserves a punchline.