Good Looks Bad Books

By Good Looks Bad Books

What's Good Looks Bad Books about?

We read bad romance novels and tell you all about them... in maybe too much detail. Warning: Due to the nature of the podcast we may touch on uncomfortable subjects for you

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Good Looks Bad Books episodes:

09.11.2018
Ep 76 Steamed Stained Glass
This is my first time so be gentle seems appropriate here. Anyway, I hope you like steam and stained glass and machines that aren't what they seem as we dip our toes into what you get when you combine steampunk and...
08.27.2018
Ep 75 Lisa Frank Latent Brilliance
Back in the Saddle AGAIN! We're back with a vengence baby, and what better way to start things off again than with a Chuck Tingle book! Today, Cody will review for the class Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of...
08.15.2018
The Third Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt Competition!
That's right. This is the third Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt competition! Things are heating up! Then cooling down, then heating right the fuck back up again! This was recorded LIVE at Geelycon 2018 and thank you to all who attended! First...
07.12.2018
Ep 74 Bigfoot Big... Well, You Know
Content Warning: This story included acts of drugged sex via an aphrodisiac flower. No one was drugged intentionally or with malicious intent, but they were still not sober/fully coherent. Guess what you nerds? Only one gd week until Geeklycon! You ready?...
06.27.2018
Ep 73 Last Last Year
This episode contains a small discussion on gender and gender identity. We aren't sure how we feel about the first story, as it's about a woman getting a beard, and the title is "Fetish". We can't make claims on what...
06.12.2018
Ep 72 Good Looks Good Books
I have a bunch of gift cards, just sitting here, that I never use. I really should use them. Most of them have something like $5 or less on them. But hey, whatever, it's still free money. I just don't...
05.29.2018
Ep 71 Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlong
It's the end of May and we all know what that means! Wait, actually I don't know. What does it mean? Will someone please tell me what the end of May means? I guess it means it's going to be...
05.20.2018
Ep 70 Corn Dildos (Need I Say More)
Hello friends and family (family if you're reading this please turn back thank you). I hope you're all doing well! Today we read "Captain Future and the Corn Dildo From Outer Space" by Tabatha Houston. It is delightful and beautiful and...
04.30.2018
Ep 69 NICE
We all knew this was coming. Heh... cumming. Get it? NICE. Anyway, episode 69 is headed your way. So grab your partner, turn them around, get on top or I guess get on bottom depending on preferences, and go listen...
04.18.2018
Ep 68 Oedipus Rex
Look. Look around you. What do you see? Anything sexy? I sure hope so. If not, then you should look in a mirror. Get it? Because you're sexy! Right, right??? Get it?! Content Warning: Bestiality, underage sex Today we read a book....
04.05.2018
Ep 67 Vampires, Aliens, and Bears Oh My!
Hi guys, are you having a good week so far? Oh, you aren't? Shit! I'm so sorry to hear that. Oh? No shit? Wow ok, well that was rude of him. HE DID WHAT?! Wait. Ok. Now that you explain...
03.19.2018
Ep 66 The Sexy Side of Cryptocurrency
Today we are spending the day at the apple store apparently? We're all fruits today, and we learn that a coconut is a fruit. Also a seed and a nut, so hey, that's great! I get the lovely opportunity to tell...
03.11.2018
Ep 65 Start A New Pack With Us
Content Warning: There is non-consensual sex described in this story. Welcome everyone back to the wonderful work of GLBB. You may be asking yourself why it's saturday and we still haven't uploaded. To that I would say "Uh you're reading the...
02.19.2018
Ep 64 Not Again Cody
Content warning: There is physical and mental abuse depicted in this episode. It's sunday night and I'm getting yall some good good sexy content, up early for your enjoyment. Hole-some content that you'll love and cherish forever, I'm sure. This week Cody...
02.06.2018
Ep 63 We Really Should Have Figured Out What We're Doing By Now
I'm keeping this quick and short because I have to be in bed about 1 hour ago. Anyway I hope you enjoy the episode, and that it doesn't show too too clearly how unprepared we always are. This week we read...
01.31.2018
Ep 62 Onion Casserole
Burritos or tacos? Which do you like better? If you don't like either of them, then what do you like? I personally like tacos better, but I understand that it's a personal preference. Also I peaked a lot so shut up....
01.08.2018
Ep 61 Nude Year, Nude Me
Nude year, nude me! Oh hey that's actually probably a better title than what I have right now. I'm gonna change that. Ok, now it's all changed. Good. I hope each and every one of you had a good Fuckmas...
01.05.2018
The Twelfth Day
01.04.2018
The Eleventh Day
01.03.2018
The Tenth Day
01.02.2018
The Ninth Day
01.01.2018
The Eighth Day
12.31.2017
The Seventh Day
12.30.2017
The Sixth Day
12.29.2017
The Fifth Day
12.28.2017
The Fourth Day
12.27.2017
The Third Day
12.27.2017
Ep 60 Should've Been More Gay
Hello world. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, or just happy holidays for whatever you celebrate. And if you celebrate nothing, then I hope you are having an amazing day anyway. Today we read "Santa Baby, I Want A...
12.26.2017
The Second Day
12.25.2017
The First Day
Everyone thinks the 12 days starts before Christmas and the last day is on the 25th. Well, you're wrong. It starts on the 25th and lasts thru january.
12.12.2017
Ep 59 Python in a Backpack
Hello my lovely friends! How are you all doing on this fine day? Ah, I see. Well I hope whatever things you have planned go well for you. Oh, me? I'm doing alright. I'm waiting for my car to get...
11.29.2017
Ep 58 Don't Sleep Through This One
*CONTENT WARNING* This episode includes a whole lot of non consensual acts, and treats women as property *END CONTENT WARNING* Hello friends, it's Gwynn here and I want tacos! If you are listening to this, join me, and many others in eating tacos...
11.15.2017
Ep 57 Bimbo Book Dot Com
Well howdy y'all! How are you fine folks doing today? I hope you're doing alright, but I also hope you're in need of the sound of our sweet sweet voices raining down upon your ear holes. If not, well you...
11.01.2017
The Tingle-iest Episode Yet!
This is it you guys. This is our peak. We've reached the highest point that we could podcasting, might as well quit right here while we're ahead. Why am I saying we need to quit? It's because today we interviewed the...
10.21.2017
Announcement Time (Gimme Money)
Here we are you guys! This is what you've been waiting for for a long long long time. The chance to give us all of your hard earned cash! Though, to be honest, Cody had some really strange ideas about...
10.17.2017
Ep 56 Paul Hungyan
What's up my beautiful lords, ladies, and nobles? Are you ready for a deep dive into what can only be described as horrific sexyness? If you answer was no, why the hell would you even listen to this podcast? Today, we...
10.03.2017
BoneUs Story
What is up you nerds and nerdettes? I know we're coming out a little late this week but maybe you could just give us a goddamn break? Huh, did you ever think about that? Maybe instead of continually asking me...
09.18.2017
Ep 55 Sexy Space Aliens!
Alright guys, what's up? Oh wait, I forgot you can't respond while I'm typing this. If you tell me what's up later, I probably won't understand why you even said something to me. Like why the hell do you think...
09.05.2017
Ep 54 This Episode is Truly Un-bear-able
Hi guys. I need to go to bed in about 20 minutes because I have school tomorrow, so lets hurry this up! I say that like you guys have any choice in how long this is or how long it...
08.21.2017
Ep 53 Cody's Own Personal Drunkisode
Can you believe that we recorded this before the live show? This comment will make sense once you get through to the end, trust me. In this episode, Cody gets real drunk and throws stuff. Oh also we talk about books...
08.07.2017
The Second Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt Competition!
WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SECOND ANAL GOLDEN LEMON BUBBLE BUTT COMPETITION We have many stories here today! I'm not going to write down all their names because I don't care! Ugh fine I will "The Assvendtures of Gwynn in Bumderland" by Logan Pawley...
07.03.2017
Ep 52 Virtual Reality Sexy Times
I painted my nails the other day. They're 3 different colors, green, pink, and orange, all of them like neon or whatever. I think I need to take it off before work tomorrow because that could contaminate the parts I...
06.19.2017
Ep 51 Bad Looks Good Books
Welcome to Season 2 of Good Looks Bad Books. In this season we shake things up a bit. First off, we replaced every single one of our hosts with an overripe banana with googly eyes that has a drawn on...
06.05.2017
Bonus Ep To Tide You Over Till Next Week
Alright you fine folks, we are back with a bonus episode for you. I did almost no editing to this (comparatively) so if you hear more bumps and thumps that's because I didn't edit out all of our sex noises...
05.29.2017
Ep 50b We're Still Reading 50 Shades of Grey
I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that we're finally finished with 50 shades of grey. The bad news is that we're about to start releasing every other week. Oh well. The regular news...
05.22.2017
Ep 50a 50 Shades of Gay (AKA Why Did We Do This To Ourselves)
Welcome to part 1 of the season finale of Good Looks Bad Books. Who is going to live to next season? Who will die? Will any romances blossom or wither out? I do not know because I'm not some sort...
05.16.2017
Ep 49 I Promise This Ep Won't Drag-on
Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap. I'm uploading an ep of my podcast Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap This whole recording session was a great time Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap In this episode we discuss the story "'Love in a Time of...
05.08.2017
Ep 48 This Book is so Irrational
What is up my homeskillets? How are you all doing? Another day, another dollar amirite? Another week, another smutty smutty book that we can shame here on the internet In this episode we discuss "Forbidden Flatland: The Hexagon's Lover: An Erotic...
05.01.2017
Ep 47 The Hole-y-est Episode Yet
What up you nerdos and weird butts? It's me, Gwynn, and I'm here to tell you all about my new sex toys! I got a big ole dragon dick and also a jimmyjane Form 2. No sponsorships from either of...
04.24.2017
Ep 46 Good Morning Vietnam!
Our title has literally nothing to do with the episode, and everything to do with the fact that someone in Vietnam has been downloading the same episode exactly 8x per day since February 17, 2017. If this is you, hello! I...

What's Good Looks Bad Books about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Good Looks Bad Books episodes:

Ep 76 Steamed Stained Glass

Ep 75 Lisa Frank Latent Brilliance

The Third Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt Competition!

Ep 74 Bigfoot Big... Well, You Know

Ep 73 Last Last Year

Ep 72 Good Looks Good Books

Ep 71 Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlong

Ep 70 Corn Dildos (Need I Say More)

Ep 69 NICE

Ep 68 Oedipus Rex

Ep 67 Vampires, Aliens, and Bears Oh My!

Ep 66 The Sexy Side of Cryptocurrency

Ep 65 Start A New Pack With Us

Ep 64 Not Again Cody

Ep 63 We Really Should Have Figured Out What We're Doing By Now

Ep 62 Onion Casserole

Ep 61 Nude Year, Nude Me

The Twelfth Day

The Eleventh Day

The Tenth Day

The Ninth Day

The Eighth Day

The Seventh Day

The Sixth Day

The Fifth Day

The Fourth Day

The Third Day

Ep 60 Should've Been More Gay

The Second Day

The First Day

Ep 59 Python in a Backpack

Ep 58 Don't Sleep Through This One

Ep 57 Bimbo Book Dot Com

The Tingle-iest Episode Yet!

Announcement Time (Gimme Money)

Ep 56 Paul Hungyan

BoneUs Story

Ep 55 Sexy Space Aliens!

Ep 54 This Episode is Truly Un-bear-able

Ep 53 Cody's Own Personal Drunkisode

The Second Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt Competition!

Ep 52 Virtual Reality Sexy Times

Ep 51 Bad Looks Good Books

Bonus Ep To Tide You Over Till Next Week

Ep 50b We're Still Reading 50 Shades of Grey

Ep 50a 50 Shades of Gay (AKA Why Did We Do This To Ourselves)

Ep 49 I Promise This Ep Won't Drag-on

Ep 48 This Book is so Irrational

Ep 47 The Hole-y-est Episode Yet

Ep 46 Good Morning Vietnam!