Today on the show, Paul and Ben do a new concept idea where they cover their futures with apropo pull quotes, such as defrauding gorillas, vampire mites, safe living spaces, the BBCBS, how social media and banks will be around forever, thomas jefferson wrote the declaration of independence in 1492, it’s an honor to have your date used to train AI, improv 401, Bert and Ernie predating Siskel and Ebert, the comedy duo archetype, Ben on Almost Live, Weapons, Chicago weather, and L train safety.