Man swallows Faberge egg pendant to steal it. Daily Buzz: Ernest Jones IV; Seahawks getting healthier; Mariners at winter meetings; Blazers lose to Raptors last night, are at Cavaliers tonight; Chiefs vs Cowboys sets viewership record. Subtext: Liam Coen, Patrick Mahomes, Raheem Morris, Matt LaFleur, Jaxson Dart. One More for the Road: raccoon breaks into liquor store, gets hella wasted.