Heroines

By Harry Potter

Arts TV & Film

What's Heroines about?

Two best friends and a podcast discussing all things fantasy while enjoying our favorite drinks✨

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Heroines episodes:

04.18.2024
Chapter 205: Court of Dreams
It's heating up in ACOMAF! Join Sam and Emily as they deep dive through chapters 14-21 of A Court of Mist and Fury. Feyre realizes a city in the Night Court exists beyond her wildest dreams, the bat boys and...
03.04.2024
Chapter 204: Hello, Feyre Darling
Places, people, places! Take your seats because arguably the best book that has ever been read by Millenial and Gen Z women everywhere is about to be discussed! Join the conversation as Sam and Emily unpack part one of A...
02.13.2024
Chapter 203: Thorns And All
Jump back in with Sam & Emily as they finish their deep dive into A Court of Thorns and Roses, the first book in the A Court of Thorns and Roses series by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre has quite the...
01.18.2024
Chapter 202: A Court of Horny Thorns
IT IS TIME (thorny air horns playing in the background)! Time for Sam and Emily to finally dive off the deep end and into the world of Sarah J. Maas. In this episode they will be breaking down and summarizing...
01.02.2024
Chapter 201: We Do Not Eat Our Allies
Happy 2024 and welcome back to the Iron Flame discussion! Join Sam & Emily as they break down Part 2 of the wildly popular second installment in Rebecca Yarros's Empyrean series. Violet and Xaden are back on their drama, baby...
12.07.2023
Chapter 200: Violence, Indeed
"Revolution tastes oddly... sweet." - Violet Sorrengail Strap into your dragon saddle and buckle up because Iron Flame Part 1 discussion is live and we are eating it up like Violet is revolution biscuits. Whip yourself up a Shadow Daddy...
11.07.2023
Chapter 199: Give Them Violence
Surprise, surprise! Welcome to the new look, and new direction of what was previously known as Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Podcast. We are Sam & Emily and we are here to talk all things Fantasy! We will be especially...
10.18.2023
Chapter 198: Return of the Heroines
Baby it's good to be back! We were gone for a minute but we're back now. Join us this episode as we give a verbal version of the "life lately" Instagram post which will lead to an announcement that you...
09.01.2023
Chapter 197: Prefect In The Streets, Seeker In The Sheets
Hello female, male, and nonbinary wizards and thanks for tuning in to HP Half-Drunk! We are so excited to be hosting Sarah back on the pod this episode to help us sift through the journey that is Puffs! Disclaimer: if...
08.07.2023
Chapter 196: That's A Wrap On Year 3
What's up all you lovely HP Half-Drunkers! Did you miss us? Don't answer that, we know you did! Well the wait is over because we are back with a little catch up and a wrap up episode of ATYDs, year...
06.27.2023
Chapter 195: The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Welcome back as Sam & Emily are finally back again this week to continue their read of ATYDs. Only a few more chapters to go until the end of book three! Jump in and enjoy your favorite beverage of choice....
05.25.2023
Chapter 194: We'll Be Unstoppable
Welcome back to another episode of HP Half-Drunk this week and another 2 new awesome chapters of ATYD! The gang finally gets around to the animagus conversation and we get another dose of the Potters and their home for the...
05.08.2023
Chapter 193: Lumpy Elephant Dung
Happy May and welcome back to HP Half-Drunk and to All The Young Dudes! These two chapters of ATYDs were definitely memorable (until the next time we read ATYDs again and can't recall what we last read). Pour yourself a...
04.07.2023
Chapter 192: The Founders of Hogwarts
Wow hope y'all are ready to talk all about the mythical, highly sought-after, and much prefered Harry Potter prequel series that we all have been desiring. That's right - The Founders of Hogwarts. What would we want to see? Who...
03.24.2023
Chapter 191: The Slerg Clerb
In the clerb, we all fam (if you haven't seen Broad City go watch it so you get the reference). Unless it's the Slerg Clerb, cause that club is invite-only. In this episode of HP Half-Drunk, Sam and Emily join...
03.01.2023
Chapter 190: It's Weird
The gals of HP Half-Drunk were actually together in person for the recording of this episode! Join Sam & Emily as they talk about their weekend together in Pittsburgh for Emily's birthday, give life updates, theorize about Hogwarts Legacy, answer...
02.10.2023
Chapter 189: Piggly Wiggly Never Disappoints
Tune into HP Half-Drunk this week as Sam and Emily join the marauders on their first ever trip together to Hogsmeade (without secret passageways and trap doors). & learn about Remus's new entrepreneurial venture. Grab a glass of your favorite...
01.18.2023
Chapter 188: Wednesday's Child is Full of Woe
She's creepy and she's kooky, mysterious and spooky. She's altogether ooky - andddd we are talking about her on this episode of HP Half-Drunk. Tim Burton took over Netflix and the internet with his artful direction of Wednesday, and there...
01.06.2023
Chapter 187: Year 202(3)
Happy New Year! We are kicking off the year 2023 by diving into Year 3 of All The Young Dudes. Celebrate new beginnings and going back to Hogwarts with us by brewing yourself up some liquid luck in the form...
12.23.2022
Chapter 186: Hogwarts Alone
Happy Christmas & thanks for tuning into the annual HP Half-Drunk Holiday episode! This year we analyzed a Reddit thread that begged the question: What would happen if little Kevin McCallister was the brave defender of Hogwarts against the death...
12.08.2022
Chapter 185: Bonjour & All That
Sorry we are late! But better late than never right? An episode full of laughing, drinking, & the end of year 2 of All The Young Dudes coming at ya in 3...2...1...Cheers!
11.03.2022
Chapter 184: HP x HP
Happy Halloween! (Yes we know it is now November, but for all intents and purposes this is our Halloween episode). What better way to celebrate than compare our favorite series with one of the most iconic, spooky, festive films- Hocus...
10.24.2022
Chapter 183: Child Brides & Future Wives
Welcome to the Long Last Episode of Year 2 (Part One)! You'll get it momentarily. Tune in as Sam & Emily start finishing up the end of ATYD, Year 2, while sipping on their go-to bevs. Grab yours, and join...
10.07.2022
Chapter 182: Moony's Not Bad Actually
Sam & Emily & Logan are back at it this week to tackle the next two chapters of ATYD! Only one episode left after this in Year 2! In the reading this week, Remus gets his nickname established and proves...
09.16.2022
Chapter 181: Happy Birthday Remu
Welcome back to HP Half-Drunk as this week Sam & Emily tackle the next two chapters in Year 2 of ATYDs! The boys make some new friends of the female variety and a certain marauder celebrates a birthday. Brew yourself...
09.02.2022
Chapter 180: Ain't No Beautician
Jump back into HP Half-Drunk this week as Sam and Emily continue their reading of ATYD! A very small, special guest might have even had a thing or two to say on this episode. From now until the end of...
08.19.2022
Chapter 179: Meet The Potters
Welcome back to HP Half-Drunk this week as we dive back into All The Young Dudes! The marauders are off to family Christmas at the Potters and we learn more about Lupin's famous face scar. Grab yourself a Kentucky Buck...
08.05.2022
Chapter 178: Potter Things
WE BACK BABY!!! & dare we say better than ever? Probably not, but the point is we're back okay? The long night is over and now you can all tune into this comparison of Harry Potter and Stranger Things! Have...
06.03.2022
Chapter 177: Nothing But Superlative Adjectives
Welcome back to the last episode of HP Half-Drunk for a bit as Emily goes on a little maternity leave to prepare for her babe's arrival. Sam and Emily dive back into All The Young Dudes to round out their...
05.20.2022
Chapter 176: Simple, Fast, Easy, & Good For You
Happy Mental Health Awareness Month! This week on HP Half-Drunk is all about mental health in the Harry Potter series. Specifically, how different disorders are portrayed through characters, allusions to mental health disorders, and what valuable mental health lessons we...
05.05.2022
Chapter 175: Smells Like Chocolate
And we are back! Into All The Young Dudes, that is... Tune in this week as Sam and Emily try to remember where the story had left off previously, and continue reading the next two chapters! Cheers!
04.27.2022
Chapter 174: Secrets of Dumbledaddy
That's why his beard is so big- it's full of secrets! Well... at least it gets that way eventually. Tune into HP Half-Drunk this week as Sam & Emily unpack their thoughts and feelings regarding Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of...
04.23.2022
Chapter 173: Fantastic Beasts 1 & 2 Recap
Welcome back to HP Half-Drunk this week as Sam and Emily prepare themselves to see "Secrets of Dumbledore" by re-watching and re-capping their thoughts and feelings about the first two installments of Fantastic Beasts films! Grab whatever beverage you desire...
04.14.2022
Chapter 172: Good Ol' Gred and Forge
This episode is double the fun and double the trouble, because Sam and Emily are character profiling everyone's favorite twin pair, Fred and George Weasley! It's only fitting to sip on a Troublemaker cocktail while talking about two of the...
03.31.2022
Chapter 171: Origins Of The Heir
Welcome back this week as Sam and Emily dive into another fan fiction- no, not All The Young Dudes! This time they watched and reviewed the fan made film, "Origins of the Heir", which is all about Tom Riddle and...
03.16.2022
Chapter 170: Potions & Birthdays, Again
This week is special not only because it is St. Paddy's Day (go Irish) but because it is Sam's birthday! To celebrate she describes her gifts from Emily, sips on some 1792 bourbon, and reads more All The Young Dudes!...
03.02.2022
Chapter 169: One Ring
The long-awaited, much requested, Lord of the Rings / Harry Potter cross-over is finally here! This week Sam and Emily welcome back Emily's dad, Andrew, to the podcast to discuss all of the things LOTR and HP have in common...
02.23.2022
Chapter 168: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Birthday From Mars
Welcome back to HP Half-Drunk this week as Sam and Emily celebrate Em's birthday which occured on 2sday, 2/22/22, while she is 22 weeks pregnant. Pause for reaction. They celebrate with a Pregnant Margarita mocktail and by reading the first...
02.18.2022
Chapter 167: Party For One
Happy (late) Valentine's Day to all of you out there, but especially the single ones because this episode is for you! This week Sam and Emily are diving in and celebrating the single people in the Harry Potter series. Grab...
02.03.2022
Chapter 166: The Magic Is Strong & So Are The Drinks!
Welcome to the family Madrigal this week as Sam and Emily dive in and compare Disney's new movie, Encanto, to the Harry Potter series. This is the first listener requested episode of 2022 and you don't want to miss the...
01.27.2022
Chapter 165: The Marauders Were Here
Sam and Emily are wrapping up another year at Hogwarts- but this time through the eyes of the Mauraders! Tune in to hear the conclusion of All The Young Dudes: Year One. Cheers!
01.20.2022
Chapter 164: Thirteen Inches (w/ We Don't Wanna)
Sam and Emily join the guys at We Don't Wanna for a special crossover episode this week, as Scott gives his final thoughts on the Harry Potter series! Is Scott now a member of the Harry Potter Fan Club?? Confirmed??...
01.13.2022
Chapter 163: Starboy
Who could have guessed that Sirius Black and The Weeknd have something in common? Tune in to this week's episode to find out what, as Sam and Emily continue their entertaining read of the fanfic, All The Young Dudes. Cheers!
01.06.2022
Chapter 162: Feeling (Twenty) Twenty-Two
Don't know about you but we are feeling 2022! Tune into this year's first episode to hear Sam and Emily's resolutions and their breakdown of the Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts special that aired on New Year's Day....
12.23.2021
Chapter 161: Concentrate On A Single, Very Happy Memory
This week is the annual Christmas episode and Sam & Emily are celebrating by indulging in a delicious Poinsettia Mimosa while taking a look back on some of the most joyful moments of the Harry Potter series. Gifts are exchanged...
12.16.2021
Chapter 160: You Beauty
Welcome back to HP-Half Drunk this week, or shall we say the official un-official podcast for All The Young Dudes? Join Sam and Emily as they dive back into their reading of this awesome fan-fic and catch up with each...
11.24.2021
Chapter 159: Who To Invite To HP Thanksgiving
Welcome to HP Half-Drunk's third annual Thanksgiving episode! This episode content was outsourced to you guys and you asked to hear a little more about our Thanksgiving traditions as well as who we would want to spend Thanksgiving with in...
11.17.2021
Chapter 158: Big Choir Teacher Vibes
This week is all about everyone's favorite Charms professor/choir director, Filius Flitwick! Tune in as Sam and Emily sip a Dirty Shirley in his honor and talk all about the cheerful and intelligent head of Ravenclaw house. Cheers!
11.12.2021
Chapter 157: Birthdays, Books, & The Beatles
Jump back into HP Half-Drunk and into All The Young Dudes this week as Sam and Emily continue their reading of this awesome fanfic! Grab a beverage of your choice and get ready to settle in for story-time. Cheers!
10.29.2021
Chapter 156: Something Wicked This Way Comes
Welcome to the annual HP Half-Drunk Halloween episode! Tune in as Sam and Emily talk about the scariest moments in the Harry Potter series. Grab yourself a pumpkin juice and enjoy! Happy Halloween!

What's Heroines about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Heroines episodes:

Chapter 205: Court of Dreams

Chapter 204: Hello, Feyre Darling

Chapter 203: Thorns And All

Chapter 202: A Court of Horny Thorns

Chapter 201: We Do Not Eat Our Allies

Chapter 200: Violence, Indeed

Chapter 199: Give Them Violence

Chapter 198: Return of the Heroines

Chapter 197: Prefect In The Streets, Seeker In The Sheets

Chapter 196: That's A Wrap On Year 3

Chapter 195: The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Chapter 194: We'll Be Unstoppable

Chapter 193: Lumpy Elephant Dung

Chapter 192: The Founders of Hogwarts

Chapter 191: The Slerg Clerb

Chapter 190: It's Weird

Chapter 189: Piggly Wiggly Never Disappoints

Chapter 188: Wednesday's Child is Full of Woe

Chapter 187: Year 202(3)

Chapter 186: Hogwarts Alone

Chapter 185: Bonjour & All That

Chapter 184: HP x HP

Chapter 183: Child Brides & Future Wives

Chapter 182: Moony's Not Bad Actually

Chapter 181: Happy Birthday Remu

Chapter 180: Ain't No Beautician

Chapter 179: Meet The Potters

Chapter 178: Potter Things

Chapter 177: Nothing But Superlative Adjectives

Chapter 176: Simple, Fast, Easy, & Good For You

Chapter 175: Smells Like Chocolate

Chapter 174: Secrets of Dumbledaddy

Chapter 173: Fantastic Beasts 1 & 2 Recap

Chapter 172: Good Ol' Gred and Forge

Chapter 171: Origins Of The Heir

Chapter 170: Potions & Birthdays, Again

Chapter 169: One Ring

Chapter 168: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Birthday From Mars

Chapter 167: Party For One

Chapter 166: The Magic Is Strong & So Are The Drinks!

Chapter 165: The Marauders Were Here

Chapter 164: Thirteen Inches (w/ We Don't Wanna)

Chapter 163: Starboy

Chapter 162: Feeling (Twenty) Twenty-Two

Chapter 161: Concentrate On A Single, Very Happy Memory

Chapter 160: You Beauty

Chapter 159: Who To Invite To HP Thanksgiving

Chapter 158: Big Choir Teacher Vibes

Chapter 157: Birthdays, Books, & The Beatles

Chapter 156: Something Wicked This Way Comes