We open this week with some more slam poetry from birthday boi Fre before going into the recent Kobe Bryant family tragedy and how nothing is ever safe from conspiracy theories. Coral dives into another theory involving Epstein killing himself? Nah. Epstein murdered by the Clinton's? Nope. Epstein faking his death and living well somewhere in Asia? FUCK YEAH, PAL. We close this week's heater learning about Witch Bottles and how they warded away spells. It gets real weird.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 117: Epstein's Alive?

Covering everything from the spooky spooky to the extraterrestrial to the secret societies running our government, we do it all for a cheap laugh.

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This is the end. Join the original Creeps trio for one last journey into the world of weird discussions and inevitable talk about dicks, nu metal, and intercourse with amphibians. If you've listened to this show for any amount of time, that sentence should not come as any sort of surprise to you. Come reminisce with us on the last few fun years of the show that you were apart of just as much as we were. We love each and every one of you, whether you interacted with us through social media, sent us cool stuff, or simply clicked download even once. It's been a pleasure to (hopefully) have made you all laugh and bring even a sliver of a bright spot to your days. We were just three best friends who wanted to sit down in front of a microphone and do what we would have done even if one weren't present. We were lucky enough to walk away with a lot of love and support too. So sit back and laugh with us one last time, except if you're on Stitcher where you'll be sitting down with us sometime in 2023 probably.  Good evening.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 139: Closing the Puzzle Box (FINAL EPISODE)

We did it! We actually came back in or around one week's time! Come celebrate with us as we dedicate this episode to fan of the show BIG NELSON, and cover a story he suggested from the very legitimate pages of National Geographic. Really making us exit our comfort zone, Nels. Then we have a tale that's one big dick joke from a not-so-legitimate publication. Enjoy!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 138: We Are 138

The real Easter miracle had occurred! Hello, Creeps! rise from their tombs to deliver onto you a message of peace! Move over Jesus, make way for the real messiah! That's right it's...not us, but the clone of King David? Come find out how, plus surfing dogs, sexy aliens, and a heifer hauling ass in traffic. Yep, it's that same Creeps energy in 2021, baby!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 137: Raptor Christ Superstar

This week the Creeps inadvertently bring you a Bigfoot focused episode. Yes, believe it or not, we only make this level of organization and synergy look like it was planned. We actually have no idea what we're doing. Also in this episode: making fun of plenty of white racists and traitors.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 136: For Us Bigfoot Us

Happy new year, everyone! New year, new very serious serious show format for the Creeps! Come listen to us be hard edged journalists as we give you our thoughts on the insurrection and the latest in our Covid-19 status. We switch gears and deliver that works news you crave as Coral talks about a peculiar case of ghosts, animal sacrifices, and a lot of Borat. Like almost too much. Fre brings us the tale of a mutated calf that inspires people to dream about lottery numbers. Yep, very serious journalism. Enjoy!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 117: Epstein's Alive?

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