Hello, Creeps!

By Hello, Creeps!

What's Hello, Creeps! about?

Covering everything from the spooky spooky to the extraterrestrial to the secret societies running our government, we do it all for a cheap laugh.

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Hello, Creeps! episodes:

01.04.2022
Hello, Creeps! Episode 139: Closing the Puzzle Box (FINAL EPISODE)
This is the end. Join the original Creeps trio for one last journey into the world of weird discussions and inevitable talk about dicks, nu metal, and intercourse with amphibians. If you've listened to this show for any amount of...
04.16.2021
Hello, Creeps! Episode 138: We Are 138
We did it! We actually came back in or around one week's time! Come celebrate with us as we dedicate this episode to fan of the show BIG NELSON, and cover a story he suggested from the very legitimate pages...
04.06.2021
Hello, Creeps! Episode 137: Raptor Christ Superstar
The real Easter miracle had occurred! Hello, Creeps! rise from their tombs to deliver onto you a message of peace! Move over Jesus, make way for the real messiah! That's right it's...not us, but the clone of King David? Come...
01.25.2021
Hello, Creeps! Episode 136: For Us Bigfoot Us
This week the Creeps inadvertently bring you a Bigfoot focused episode. Yes, believe it or not, we only make this level of organization and synergy look like it was planned. We actually have no idea what we're doing. Also in...
01.13.2021
Hello, Creeps! Episode 135: 2021(87)
Happy new year, everyone! New year, new very serious serious show format for the Creeps! Come listen to us be hard edged journalists as we give you our thoughts on the insurrection and the latest in our Covid-19 status. We...
12.31.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 134: This Is the End
Just when you thought we were down, the Creeps get back up and deliver one more episode to get you through the remainder of this wasteland of a year. No special stories this week, but come listen to Fre and...
11.19.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 133: You Might As Well Face It (You're Addicted to Nut)
The Creeps are back unusually quick this week compared to their last few episodes. Shocked? So are they. You better just take this very small victory and join them as they discuss the election and our new president elect Juhbiden,...
10.31.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 132: Fourth Annual Spooktacular!
Time is meaningless in 2029, but timing can still be impeccable! The Creeps are back JUST in time for their favorite holiday: Halloween! Was this purposely timed or did their laziness lapse at just the right time? You'll never know....
09.16.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 131: Weekend at Bernie's 3: Manolito Gear Solid
What happens when The Creeps get sucked into The Phantom Zone that is 2020 and the last two months only feel like a couple weeks went by? We get yelled at by listeners to put out a new episode because...
07.24.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 130: National Treasure: The Dildo Thief
It's summer time and taking involuntary hiatuses is easy. Have no fear because the Creeps are here, returned to this quarantine hellscape! Fre takes us to a seemingly nondescript house in Wales where strange noises plague the family? Gangs? Sex...
07.03.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 129: Diary of a Porno Shaman
The Creeps come at you hard from quarantine this week. Civilization continues its ever-quickening descent into madness, but the Coral and Fre still have time to read you a story about a famous porn star's side job as a fucking...
06.22.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 128: Happy Father's Day Patrick Ewing
You're in for a treat this week with this wild one of an episode. Be grateful we are fatherless on father's day so we can bring you maximum entertainment without being burdened by patriarchal obligations! Ha! Join us as we...
06.05.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 127: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills
We're going to break away from the usual nonsense we reserve for this space to briefly declare that Hello, Creeps! and our extended family stand fully behind BLM and the movement to annihilate outward and systematic racism in this country....
05.28.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 126: Ghost II: Look Who's Haunted Now
The Creeps return and assess just how haunted Fre's apartment is. Find out how many boxes of straight up spooky shit Coral checks off that would explain Fre's insanity. Speaking of which, he spews some of the insanity that's driven...
05.16.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 125: Ken Griffey Juniorkin
The Creeps are back and coming to you live from the all-consuming quarantine madness. Come hear us descend just a little bit further into hilarity. Coral has some sad news on the Roswell Galacticon immediately followed by a harsh judgement...
05.02.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 124: Married With Creeps
Coral's life partner Fre is busy fighting Covid-69 so his other life partner steps up to fill in as a guest host! Pau, Coral's wife, finally pops in to touch on tales of Creeps past: Find out what her favorite...
04.26.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 123: ASStral Projection (Up In Smoke)
Isolation can't hold the Creeps down, as they break down the walls of quarantine (at a safe distance of course) and bring you isolation fun. Coral discusses his intense experience with the prospect of death, Fre discusses a pizza he...
04.03.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 122: The Mengele of Bananas
No pandemic can stop the Creeps! We've adapted and overcome to bring you the news your crave. Or don't want at all. I don't know. In any case, this week Fre informs you of the real plague we should be...
03.16.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 121: Rocketman
The Creeps are coming at you from the newly quarantined Boo Box to bring you the regularly scheduled funnies because this is the one show you can NEVER cancel, baby. Unless one of us gets the 'rona then we definitely...
03.02.2020
Hello, Creeps! Epsidoe 120: Coral's Big (Ghost) Adventure!
This week, the Creeps take you back to their uncomfortable past and Coral takes you through his uncomfortable present. Fre discusses his odd day and an old backyard wrestling injury that leads him to perusing an old LiveJournal account and...
02.17.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 119: Do You Believe This Gecko Holds the Spirit of Charles Manson?
This week, the Creeps dive back into the land down undah and explore the case of a man who died violently after eating a gecko. Yeah, you read that right. My mans ate Gex and got REKT. Coral takes us...
02.10.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 118: MR. WORLDWIDES
The Creeps go international this week, bringing your some culturally diverse, anthropologically approached stories made to make you think. Nah, we actually just happened to find some weird fucking stories from the UK. Like, who the fuck builds a house...
02.03.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 117: Epstein's Alive?
We open this week with some more slam poetry from birthday boi Fre before going into the recent Kobe Bryant family tragedy and how nothing is ever safe from conspiracy theories. Coral dives into another theory involving Epstein killing himself?...
01.27.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 116: Age of Aquarius (This Uber Driver Is To Woke)
This week The Creeps take a minute to figure out how Jacob Dylan of The Wallflowers is doing in 2020 before deep diving into Fredo's recent trip to an aquarium. He expected to see some cool fish but all he...
01.20.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 115: James Brown's, "Living in America"
THE CREEPS ARE OUT ON LOVE! We're on a roll like James Brown high as fuck during an interview. Join us this week as we explore possible national anthems for our inevitable colonization of Mars (hint: James Brown probably ahead...
01.13.2020
Hello, Creeps! Episode 114: Fredodamus
Happy New Year! The Creeps have returned from a brief holiday hiatus and quickly demonstrate that while it's a new year, it's the same Creeps. Coral takes us deep into the mind of famous MMA star GSP and his paranoia...
12.13.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 113: The Nu-Testament
This week on the holiday of days, the two hallowed Creeps explore sacred texts and decipher the true nature of the trinity. Nah, but we do talk about a game where you can play as Jesus and heal the FUCK...
12.06.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 112: Fangin' n Bangin'
The Creeps are back after a short holiday hiatus to discuss...their holidays? Yeah, sure. Pour yourself a glass of eggnog, get cozy by the fire, and crank up your Stitcher app, because the Creeps waste no time jumping into stories...
11.08.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 111: Terminator VII: Stop Having Sex With Robots
**The audio this week maybe a bit loud and wonky at times. We apologize for the inconvenience as it's not up to our usual audio standards. Ok, Boomer.** The Creeps get sexy with it this week, as they take a...
10.31.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 110: 4th Annual Spooky Spooky Halloween Special
Happy Halloween! The Creeps return with another spooky spooky special sure to thrill, trill, and...fill? I don't know. Fill you with fright and maybe spite. Perhaps some might? This rhyming is going nowhere, but do not fret. The Creeps are...
10.25.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 109: What's Under That Invisibility Cloak?
After a brief hiatus, the Creeps come back red hot and full of fresh new dick jokes. The content you crave. I assume you only came for that, but if not, stay as the Creeps cover the truck found in...
09.30.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 108: That Dolphin High AF
After a brief hiatus, the Creeps are back and waste no time diving back into highly offensive impersonations. But first, Coral takes us back to Area 51 to cover the god damn hero who Naruto ran behind the news crew,...
09.03.2019
Hello, Creeps!: Episode 107: The Compromised Buttplug
The Creeps are back this week, really flaunting their 12 combined credits in film and how much more informed they are in the art of cinema than everyone especially Davel. Oh, and lest we forget the hacked sex toys being...
08.23.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 106: Slime Highway (3rd Anniversary Show)
It's a special birthday extravaganza! The Trash Lord himself rejoins the cast for a little anniversary fun as the crew is back on their bullshit once more. Fre covers a story of plagued prairie dogs doing the world a favor...
08.10.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 105: THICCFOOT
Do you like video games? How about MMOs? Do you think people that don't erotic roleplay are arrogant jerks? Well, the woman that wrote Fre's article certainly thinks YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT. Hi, it's the Creeps. This week we...
08.02.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 104: Toni Kukoc: Bull or Mermaid
The Creeps are back this week discussing the most legendary sixth man of all time ad nauseum. The man, the myth, the bull, the mermaid: Toni Kukoc. Why? Because real recognize real that's why. Coral and Fre seamlessly integrate the...
07.26.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 103: Hentai Creeps! (Clap Them Cheeks)
The Creeps storm Area 51 this week, but with their sexy words instead of their feeble bodies. Join us as we join in on the fun that will, no doubt, turn into the demise of thousands. Don't matter as long...
07.13.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 102: Iguanabusters
Florida man is at it again! Ever mistaken a full grown adult man for a lizard? Leave it to Florida to provide us with someone who has. A man trained to hunt lizards...of course. Coral then presents the story of...
06.28.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 101: 69 Shades of Fre (Nice.)
Hot off the heels of episode 100, Fre and Coral take no sabbath as they continue to deliver that hard hitting journalism that you never knew you needed or probably want at all. Join them this week for some awkward...
06.21.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 100: 100
Three years into this fever dream and we’ve made it to episode 100! Our good brother Trash Goblin Davel returns to help us celebrate this monumental episode the same way we started all this: getting drunk on wine and talking...
06.14.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 99: I Didn't Know Bigfoot Liked to Get Wet?
What's bigger than episode 100? Episode NINETEEN~ NINETY NINE of course! In honor of this episode, Fre reads off odd news clipping from this week in 1999. Coral revisits Bigfoot, presenting FACTUAL* evidence that the FBI tried to recruit this...
06.07.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 98: Is This Ramen Gay? (Mike Huckabee > Field)
Ever entered an abandoned MMO? If you're a normal, functioning human being, probably not. The Creeps, however, cover a person who did but ended up not being as alone as he thought! In honor of Pride month, Coral covers two...
05.31.2019
Hello, Creeps: Episode 97: Entry Level Bird God
The Creeps are back this week, breaking more news on former friend of the show, now bitter enemy and disgusting criminal....you guessed it: R. Kelly. After the Coral and Free take a figurative and possibly literal piss on him, the...
05.26.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 96: The Gallagher of Black Metal
The Creeps are back on the home stretch to episode 100 as they field some questions from some of the show's faithful. Who would the Creeps sacrifice to acquire the Soul Stone? What foul go-go bar would they haunt? What...
05.18.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 95: "Exorcising" Cat Girls
This week take a journey with us to Rome to suck down some handmade pasta and train to be exorcists. Do we spend a lot of time discussing Jesus getting it in once he found out he was gonna die?...
05.10.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 94: Tank Me, Daddy
This is a wild one. After breaking down the generational gap in what is considered alternative music, Coral educates us on the aliens living among us, breeding extraterrestrial and human hybrids to assist in surviving the coming harsh climate changes...
05.04.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 93: Is That a Wolf? Nope, It's a Cat.
This week Fre hosts the Academy Awards and Coral cries over a fictional orangutan. Before any of that makes sense we take a look at the 2020 Democratic candidates' stances on UFOs, the Loch Ness Monster spotted outside of a...
04.26.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 92: Caveman 3:16
Coral takes the Creeps on a tour of Savannah, Georgia this week as be recounts some of his experiences from the most haunted city in the United States. Spoilers, however, as he fails to mention how all the dood cooked...
04.16.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 91: Mashed Potato Fairy and the Heroin Shotgun
The boys are back after a long Wrestlemania week to mix heroin, mashed potatoes and hidden pyramids in a delicious cocktail nobody wants or even asked for. Coral takes us up north where a journalist claims to have proof of...
03.29.2019
Hello, Creeps! Episode 90: Death by Dick?
You may think that this is just a very immature title put up by a couple of guys who make way too many dick jokes, but I assure you there is an actual story to accompany this! Find out if...

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Hello, Creeps! episodes:

Hello, Creeps! Episode 139: Closing the Puzzle Box (FINAL EPISODE)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 138: We Are 138

Hello, Creeps! Episode 137: Raptor Christ Superstar

Hello, Creeps! Episode 136: For Us Bigfoot Us

Hello, Creeps! Episode 135: 2021(87)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 134: This Is the End

Hello, Creeps! Episode 133: You Might As Well Face It (You're Addicted to Nut)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 132: Fourth Annual Spooktacular!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 131: Weekend at Bernie's 3: Manolito Gear Solid

Hello, Creeps! Episode 130: National Treasure: The Dildo Thief

Hello, Creeps! Episode 129: Diary of a Porno Shaman

Hello, Creeps! Episode 128: Happy Father's Day Patrick Ewing

Hello, Creeps! Episode 127: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills

Hello, Creeps! Episode 126: Ghost II: Look Who's Haunted Now

Hello, Creeps! Episode 125: Ken Griffey Juniorkin

Hello, Creeps! Episode 124: Married With Creeps

Hello, Creeps! Episode 123: ASStral Projection (Up In Smoke)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 122: The Mengele of Bananas

Hello, Creeps! Episode 121: Rocketman

Hello, Creeps! Epsidoe 120: Coral's Big (Ghost) Adventure!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 119: Do You Believe This Gecko Holds the Spirit of Charles Manson?

Hello, Creeps! Episode 118: MR. WORLDWIDES

Hello, Creeps! Episode 117: Epstein's Alive?

Hello, Creeps! Episode 116: Age of Aquarius (This Uber Driver Is To Woke)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 115: James Brown's, "Living in America"

Hello, Creeps! Episode 114: Fredodamus

Hello, Creeps! Episode 113: The Nu-Testament

Hello, Creeps! Episode 112: Fangin' n Bangin'

Hello, Creeps! Episode 111: Terminator VII: Stop Having Sex With Robots

Hello, Creeps! Episode 110: 4th Annual Spooky Spooky Halloween Special

Hello, Creeps! Episode 109: What's Under That Invisibility Cloak?

Hello, Creeps! Episode 108: That Dolphin High AF

Hello, Creeps!: Episode 107: The Compromised Buttplug

Hello, Creeps! Episode 106: Slime Highway (3rd Anniversary Show)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 105: THICCFOOT

Hello, Creeps! Episode 104: Toni Kukoc: Bull or Mermaid

Hello, Creeps! Episode 103: Hentai Creeps! (Clap Them Cheeks)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 102: Iguanabusters

Hello, Creeps! Episode 101: 69 Shades of Fre (Nice.)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 100: 100

Hello, Creeps! Episode 99: I Didn't Know Bigfoot Liked to Get Wet?

Hello, Creeps! Episode 98: Is This Ramen Gay? (Mike Huckabee > Field)

Hello, Creeps: Episode 97: Entry Level Bird God

Hello, Creeps! Episode 96: The Gallagher of Black Metal

Hello, Creeps! Episode 95: "Exorcising" Cat Girls

Hello, Creeps! Episode 94: Tank Me, Daddy

Hello, Creeps! Episode 93: Is That a Wolf? Nope, It's a Cat.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 92: Caveman 3:16

Hello, Creeps! Episode 91: Mashed Potato Fairy and the Heroin Shotgun

Hello, Creeps! Episode 90: Death by Dick?