Hello From The Magic Tavern

By Earwolf and Arnie Niekamp

Comedy

What's Hello From The Magic Tavern about?

Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!

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Season 3, Ep 63 - Spider Mom

10.19.2020

We meet a spider that's stressed out about being stuck at home with her hundreds of children. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Carol the Spider Mom: Christy Bonstell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, ...

Hello From The Magic Tavern episodes:

10.19.2020 Season 3, Ep 63 - Spider Mom We meet a spider that's stressed out about being stuck at home with her hundreds of children. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Carol the Spider Mom: Christy Bonstell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, ...
10.12.2020 Season 3, Ep 62 - Couch (w/ Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Wiger from How Did This Get Played) We meet a frightened talking couch and the magician that gave her life. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Couch the Sentient Couch: Heather Anne Campbell Couch the Magician:Nick Wiger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie ...
10.05.2020 Season 3, Ep 61 - Brothers (w/ Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger from Doughboys) Two brothers, Big Cat and the Mound, are ready to fight each other to the death. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Big Cat:Mike Mitchell The Mound:Nick Wiger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt ...
09.28.2020 Season 3, Ep 60 - Minotaurs (w/Brian Murphy and Caldwell Tanner) Two down on their luck minotaurs lure us into their labyrinth. What will we find in the center? Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Balgor the Unclean:Brian Murphy Galbor the Tidy:Caldwell Tanner Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen ...
09.21.2020 Season 3, Ep 59 - Sleeping Prince (w/ Jason Mantzoukas) Sweet Prince Vantis wakes up from a hundred year sleep. Then he freaks out. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sweet Prince Vantis: Jason Mantzoukas Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal ...
09.14.2020 Season 3, Ep 58 - Bastard (w/ Greg Hess) We meet an angry boy that just might be Skullmaster's secret son. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Skullson Bastard : Greg Hess Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production ...
09.07.2020 Season 3, Ep 57 - Together Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim Ryder Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, ...
08.31.2020 Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder) We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim Ryder Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal ...
08.24.2020 Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi) Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster...and he's not happy about it! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wictor: Bryan Safi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and ...
08.17.2020 Season 3, Ep 54 - Mouse Queen (w/ Erin Keif) Momo the mouse with human strength stops by Castle Skullmaster to introduce everyone to her new boyfriend. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, ...
08.10.2020 Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome) Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James ...
08.03.2020 Season 3, Ep 52 - Critic (w/ Edgar Momplaisir) A famous critic joins the podcast to talk about his strange relationship to the plays he reviews. Maybe he'll review the podcast! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jarmaine the Critic: Edgar Momplaisir Talbot the Badger: ...
07.27.2020 Season 3, Ep 51 - Former Sheriff We check in with Gianessa, the former Sheriff of Hogsface, who is trying to rebuild and running for office. Actually running for many offices. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Talbot the ...
07.20.2020 Season 3, Ep 50 - Mail Night It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal ...
07.13.2020 Season 3, Ep 49 - Ranger (w/ Chris Gethard) We finally have a ranger on, and he has a complicated relationship with animal companions. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Karktur the Ranger: Chris Gethard Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and ...
07.06.2020 Season 3, Ep 48 - Distressed Damsel (w/ Laci Mosley) A beautiful voice coming from a high tower sets off a complicated rescue plan. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rapunsale: Laci Mosely Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production ...
06.29.2020 Season 3, Ep 47 - Doctor Sane (w/ Griffin Newman) We meet a doctor that dabbles in science and is very adamant that he is not mad. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dr. Archibald N. Sane: Griffin Newman Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, ...
06.22.2020 Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker) A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spirulina Jazzhands: Nicole Parker Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production ...
06.15.2020 Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt ...
06.08.2020 Season 3, Ep 44 - Dragon (w/ John Roderick) The hosts accidentally encounter a terrifying and persnickety dragon. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Durp the Dragon: John Roderick Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz ...
06.01.2020 Season 3, Ep 43 - Evil Couple (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind from 'Mission to Zyxx') An evil couple talk about their relationship problems while trapped together in their cave. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Vokistra: Moujan Zolfaghari Telimpia:Seth Lind Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal ...
05.25.2020 Season 3, Ep 42 - Bibbits (w/ Alden Ford and Winston Noel from 'Mission to Zyxx') Two bibbits (they're sort of like halflings?) discuss the terrible burden they carry: a cursed trinket! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bustly Mormler: Alden Ford Polo Tatums: Winston Noel Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate ...
05.18.2020 Season 3, Ep 41 - Crone Appétit (w/ Janet Varney) As the boys continue pondering their situation, they meet an old friend who may be able to help keep them fed, Crone Bakeress. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crone Bakeress: Janet Varney Mysterious Man: Tim ...
05.11.2020 Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day) Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn'Leeviyah: Felicia Day Sigent the Spider: Cory Doctorow Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie ...
05.04.2020 Season 3, Ep 39 - Freshgrave Twins (w/ Jess McKenna and Zach Reino) The evil wizard twins Snaken and Schnenessa Freshgrave reach out to Arnie, Chunt and Usidore for some help now that they've graduated. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Schnenessa: Jess McKenna Snaken: Zach Reino Mysterious Man: ...
04.27.2020 Season 3, Ep 38 - Distant Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal ...
04.20.2020 Season 3, Ep 37 - She Said Moving through the jungle to find Strong Guy himself, Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore encounter the alluring trickster She-Said! Credits Sword Guy: Arnie Niekamp Night Shift: Adal Rifai Wizard Man: Matt Young She-Said: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate ...
04.13.2020 Season 3, Ep 36 - Tiger and Whale As the they continue searching for the final artifact, our heroes meet a muscle-bound tiger-person and a muscle-bound whale-person. Credits Sword Guy: Arnie Niekamp Night Shift: Adal Rifai Wizard Man: Matt Young Ti-Gor: Kevin Sciretta Oarkahh: Carisa Barreca Mysterious Man: ...
04.06.2020 Season 3, Ep 35 - Strong Guy Island The boys meet a slew of heroic warriors at a beachside bar on the somewhat aggro Strong Guy Island. Credits Sword Guy: Arnie Niekamp Night Shift: Adal Rifai Wizard Man: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt ...
03.30.2020 Season 3, Ep 34 - Mouse Knight Momo the Mouse returns, newly knighted, among other changes. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz ...
03.23.2020 Season 3, Ep 33 - Temple of Krom The boys continue their search for the artifacts being sought by The Dark Lord. In a mystical temple, they run into an old friend...a dangerous friend. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark ...
03.16.2020 INTERLUDE - Five Mirror World Years Meanwhile in the evil alternate version of Foon, Carnival Wilson, Usidore the Black and Wendigo Wilson prepare for a meeting with Good Tannakin and Good Blemish. Credits Carnival Wilson: Arnie Niekamp Wendigo Wilson: Adal Rifai Usidore the Black: Matt Young ...
03.13.2020 Bonus: Offices and Bosses S3E1 - Chief Executive Fintaur To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Offices and Bosses! Hornelius the Fintaur helps kick off a new season of Offices & Bosses with new Office Manager Traach the Kobold! Arnie, Chunt and ...
03.12.2020 Bonus: Masters of Mayhem - Disgraced Villains To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Masters of Mayhem! Baron Ragoon and Dripfang cross paths with Squibbert as they set out to return to the good (evil?) graces of The Dark Lord. ...
03.11.2020 Bonus: I Am Spintax - The Podcast! To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series I Am Spintax! Spintax uses his arcane power to raise the dead (Salmagundi) and compel the living (OffBook's Jess McKenna). Spintax: Charlie McCrackin Jess: Jess McKenna ...
03.10.2020 Bonus: Earth Games - Scattegories To honor the 5th anniversary, enjoy this bonus episode from the Stitcher Premium series Earth Games! The Magic Tavern gang continues playing board games from Earth. This week: Scattegories and special guest Momo the Mouse. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: ...
03.09.2020 Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Burger King Employee: Max ...
03.02.2020 Season 3, Ep 31 - Thieves (w/ Superego's Matt Gourley, Mark McConville and Paul F. Tompkins) The podcast is interrupted by the surprise appearance of three dastardly members of the thieves guild. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Squeen:Paul F. Tompkins Mike: Matt Gourley Kevin: Mark McConville Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: ...
02.24.2020 Season 3, Ep 30 - Knight We learn about chivalry and faces from a knight. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sir Gluthar: Bill Cochran Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf ...
02.17.2020 Season 3, Ep 29 - Outlaw Venturing into the Kooky Longwoods and climbing up to the village in the treetops; the boys search out a Demi-God Outlaw! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young TheOutlaw Jess Elizabeth Wales: Laura Maynard Mysterious Man: Tim ...
02.10.2020 Season 3, Ep 28 - Farmer Trying to cross a river along with a farmer with a chicken, a fox and three bags of grain. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Farmer Indadell: Peter Gwinn Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, ...
02.03.2020 Season 3, Ep 27 - Flower Parts Flower is back to...do...whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord's plot comes to light... Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and ...
01.27.2020 Season 3, Ep 26 - Scarab While the boys continue scouring the stacks at the library, Sasha the Scarab comes on the show to find love and someone to eat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sasha the Scarab: Yazmin Ramos Mysterious ...
01.20.2020 Season 3, Ep 25 - Stinker The boys, still searching for answers at Library of Meridanth, meet a Stinker who creates odors. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Guntz the Stinker: Alex Trepka Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, ...
01.13.2020 Season 3, Ep 24 - Tom the Person Reading a Book Chunt and Usidore try to get Arnie interested in the show again when they run into one of their oldest and dearest friends: author and prince, Tomblain Belaroth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: ...
01.06.2020 Season 3, Ep 23 - Hog (w/ Clint McElroy) A small town pig-sheriff-man shakes down the boys. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bloviation Jones: Clint McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: ...
12.30.2019 Season 3, Ep 22 - Witch Smoothies Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie’s life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Claudia: Beth Melewski Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett ...
12.23.2019 Winter Solstice Bonus 2019 A special holiday song for our wonderful listeners. Enjoy Festival and an Amiable Winter Solstice to All! Special Guest Musician: Arne Parrott
12.16.2019 Season 3, Ep 21 - The Lurking Phantom The boys finally confront the terrifying entity who has been skulking around the school. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Lurking Phantom: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal ...
12.09.2019 Season 3, Ep 20 - Staff Dinner A staff dinner party at Jizzleknob leads to intrigue and romance and lycanthropy. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Miss Weatherwere: Sarah Mobley Prof. Elroy Topplestar: Jessye Grace Mueller Mallory McKnoboff: Squeek Rangel Mysterious Man: Tim ...

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