Portia: So, yeah, I'm running for our public school board. Your girl threw her name in the hat. And everybody's been like, what led to this?

First of all, I have a degree in political science, so I don't think it's like, super far-fetched. But secondly, I'm really invested in our community, and also I'm thinking about my daughters, you know? What future education looks like for her. We want to have options, whether we homeschool, or public school, or private school.

Jasmine: I'm gonna stop you right there. You said options. You must be saying that wrong, because everyone knows the only godly option would be to homeschool your child.

Portia: Are we doing this?

Jasmine: Let me hook up the mic.