HornsCast

HornsCast episodes:

• 12.27.2022

  4th and 5: NSD and Husky Training

  4th and 5 is back to break down the 2023 recruiting class. How did Texas' highest-rated class since 2010 address its actual needs?Then they preview the match-up vs the Washington Huskies in the Alamo Bowl. What to look out for...

  
• 12.15.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Chris Beard Did a Thing. So... Now What?

  Pretend We're Football brings you the most hard-hitting analysis on Texas basketball current events like: - Is Tyrese Hunter a mummy? - A scandal at GW in 1998 between Luke Axtell and Capstar - Tim is working at Starbucks And I guess they also...

  
• 10.14.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - Red River Shutout

  Josh celebrates the big win over 0U and considers how much can be extrapolated about Texas from how bad the Sooners suck.

  
• 10.10.2022

  4th and 5: Deep Fried 0U

  4th and 5 basks in the glory of Red River Shutout, reliving the biggest moments and just being happy.They also break down:- How this team is doing halfway through the season- Where the strengths/flaws are- What the addition of Quinn...

  
• 09.30.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - Deja Vu in 22

  Josh spends about 20 minutes lamenting the familiarity of everything that went wrong against Texas Tech and how it translates into the upcoming game against West Virginia.

  
• 09.23.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - You’ve Meeped Your Last Meep

  Josh and Noah discuss the dominating second half from the Horns as they ultimately cruise to a 41-20 win over UTSA. What does this mean for the state of the program in terms of the team's mentality? And where are...

  
• 09.15.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - So We DID Want Bama?

  Josh and Noah discuss the surprising outcome against Alabama as the Horns hung tough and arguably should have left DKR on Saturday with the dub. What went well, and what areas does Texas need to correct if they want to...

  
• 09.09.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance

  Josh comes at you with a solo episode to talk about the season opening win for Texas over Louisiana-Monroe and preview the Alabama game.

  
• 09.02.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - 2022 Kickoff Episode

  With the season opener against ULM on our doorstep, Josh and Noah come together to discuss the schedule and the impact players for the Longhorns this season. Expectations for individual players as well as the defensive, offensive, and special teams...

  
• 08.17.2022

  4th and 5: To Kool-Aid or To Doom?

  4th and 5 breaks down the biggest question marks surrounding Texas as we near the end of fall camp. How does the loss of Angilau and Neyor affect the offense? Who's starting at OL? Quinn Ewers or Hudson Card? Optimism...

  
• 08.09.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - We Talkin’ About Fall Practice

  Josh is joined by guest host Steven to discuss expectations for the upcoming season now that fall practice has finally kicked off in Austin. Do positive feelings abound for the FSS boys? Or does cynicism continue to rule their offseason?

  
• 07.06.2022

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast - Hot Wings and Hotter Takes

  Josh and Noah finally share their thoughts about this offseason, even if this one comes very late! Tasked with their own personal Hot Ones episode, the boys discuss LHN's broadcast of the spring game, the new coaching staff hires, and...

  
• 06.23.2022

  4th and 5: ARCH MANNING!!!!

  4th and 5 is back to discuss the commitment of #1 2023 and football royalty, Arch Manning, to Texas. How big is this in the world of football? How was Texas able to pull this off after 5-7? What exactly...

  
• 05.01.2022

  4th and 5: Time to Overanalyze the Spring Scrimmage

  4th and 5 does their best to overanalyze the 50 or so plays fans were able to see of the Spring Game. What was impressive and what needs a lot of work? Texas has some glaring holes, and with the...

  
• 03.25.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Was 2021-22 a Success?

  Pretend We're Football breaks down Texas first tourney win in 8 years(!!!) and then asks the question is that one win enough to call the season a success?Then they take a look at the returning roster and review what Texas...

  
• 03.18.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: March Madness

  You can Pretend We're Basketball because it's MARCH MADNESS!We walk you through Texas' game with Virginia Tech and the possible match-ups with Purdue and the Yale Bulldgods.

  
• 03.04.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Farewell Frank Erwin Center

  Pretend We're Football reminisces about the best games and players to step foot in the Frank Erwin Center after they review the wins over TCU and WVU and the collapse vs Baylor.Then they preview the game vs Kansas and the...

  
• 02.22.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: If We Were Chris Beard

  Pretend We're Football pretends we're Chris Beard and asks the question, what lessons would we take from the loss vs Tech and how would we approach Baylor, Kansas, and the tournaments in March.However, we start off with a hot take:...

  
• 02.18.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: OU Still Sucks and Rematch with the Red Raider

  Pretend We're Football takes a look at the Baylor loss and OU sweep in the lense of how it affects the standing position in the Big 12 and how Texas can avoid losing to more athletic teams like Baylor in...

  
• 02.11.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Texas beat Kansas

  Pretend We're Football basks in the glory a bit of the dramatic win over Kansas before breaking it down in a more calculated manner. Is what happened in that game replicable? Is the past few ranked home wins replicable on...

  
• 02.04.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Ode to the Texas Offense

  Pretend We're Football breaks down their thoughts on Texas' offense and why it is the way it is. Then they take a look ahead to what Texas needs to do when Iowa State and Kansas come to town.

  
• 01.27.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Digesting the Ups and Down + The Return of Rick and Lubbock Insanity

  Pretend We're Football breaks down the past four games and what went wrong during the lows and what went right during the highs. What does Chris Beard need to do at Texas and what can we expect from this team.Then...

  
• 01.13.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: OU Does Suck and Iowa State Preview

  Pretend We're Football takes a look at the cause of the disparity in performance between the loss vs OSU and the domination of OU. Then they prepare the fans for the Longhorns' trip to Ames.

  
• 01.07.2022

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: OU Hate Week

  Pretend We're Football breaks down how much and what Texas fans can take away from the hot start to conference play before they head into their games vs Oklahoma State and OU. Then they dig into the differences between the...

  
• 12.30.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We’re Football: Let’s Begin Big 12 Ball

  Pretend We're Football takes a look at the roster make up this season and how it will affect Texas the rest of the season and going forward before they break down the beginning of Big 12 play with West Virginia...

  
• 12.22.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Is Chris Beard Panicking?

  Pretend We're Football dives into why Texas basketball has been uninspiring both in results and in fan interest. Is Chris Beard starting to throw shit at the wall to get the team prepared for Big 12 ball? Why can't you...

  
• 12.21.2021

  4th and 5: 2022 ESD Breakdown

  4th and 5 takes a look at the 2022 class signees, how they fill the holes on the Texas depth chart, how Texas even ended up with this class, and who to keep an eye on for NSD2 and the...

  
• 12.14.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Seton Hall and the Big 12

  Pretend We're Football comes at you live as they talk about Seton Hall changing the discussion around Texas. Where is the ceiling and how does Texas get there. Where does Texas stand amongst the Big 12, and what should Texas...

  
• 12.06.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Abe Lemons Review and Seton Hall Preview

  Pretend We're Football breaks down the incredible match ups from the Abe Lemon's Class and how Texas survived before they dive into previewing Texas traveling up to Seton Hall.

  
• 12.01.2021

  4th and 5: Season In Review and OU‘s Collapse

  4th and 5 is back! After Texas finally won a game, all hell broke loose for OU. We break down what in the world is happening in Norman and Baton Rouge and how it affects Texas. Then we give our thoughts on...

  
• 11.30.2021

  4th and 5: Tope Imade, Comic Books, and Bananas

  4th and 5 is joined by Tope Imade to discuss his time at Texas, the 3 coaches he played under, and his thoughts on last season and the program going forward.Come for his breakdown of the Steve Sarkisian era. Stay...

  
• 11.16.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Pretend We‘re Basketball

  Pretend We're Football asks you to Pretend We're Basketball this week as they break down the Gonzaga game. What went wrong and what actually went well. How can Texas fix their defense and maximize their offense? Then they look forward to...

  
• 11.11.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Get Ready for the Zags

  Pretend We're Football gets you ready for Texas' upcoming game vs #1 Gonzaga by breaking down what to expect in Spokane after what they saw vs Houston Baptist on Tuesday.

  
• 11.09.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Tipping off the season with Big 12 preview and predictions

  Pretend We're Football gets you ready for basketball by giving you a run down of the Big 12 this season telling you what to expect in conference and what Longhorn fans' expectations should be for the first year of the...

  
• 11.07.2021

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast: One Step Closer

  Josh is back without Noah because this season went to hell in a handbasket, and there's no reason to hope that this nosedive will cease anytime soon. Eat Arby's.

  
• 11.04.2021

  4th and 5: Stepping away from the edge to preview Iowa State with Wide Right Natty Lite

  4th and 5 takes a step away from jumping off the deep end to preview Texas with friend of the show Levi Stevenson. What will Texas see in Ames, and how should they prepare for it? Then they start refocusing the...

  
• 10.29.2021

  4th and 5: The Steve Sarkisian Run Down and Beating Bears

  4th and 5 is joined by BarkingCarnival's Matt Craig to discuss what to think about Steve Sarkisian half way through the season. What do we like and what troubles us. Then they discuss what will make a successful season. That...

  
• 10.28.2021

  [EXPLICIT] Pretend We‘re Football: Feature Length Season Preview

  Pretend We're Football is back, which means basketball season is right around the corner. What are the potential highs and lows of this Texas team? Who are these new guys and how will the roster shake out? Will the team...

  
• 10.13.2021

  4th and 5: Drew Kelson on OU and Okie Lite

  4th and 5 welcomes on lifetime Longhorn and national championship-winning Drew Kelson to help break down what the hell happened in the Cotton Bowl before quickly looking forward to what Okie State brings to town.

  
• 10.08.2021

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast: Shootout Time in Dallas, TX

  The boys are back to talk the TCU game, Fat Patterson's complaints about Bijan's workload, and Noah nailing his hot take. Then they psyche themselves up for the Red River Shootout, celebrating Josh's vindication after an offseason of shit talking...

  
• 10.07.2021

  4th and 5: OU Sucks

  4th and 5 invites on WWMcClyde to break down just why and how OU sucks. What does Texas need to fix or take away from the TCU game to get the win in the Cotton Bowl? Why kind of obnoxious...

  
• 09.30.2021

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast: Tech-nically Winning, the Best Kind of Winning

  Josh and Noah grip it and rip it on this stream-of-consciousness-style breakdown of the Texas Tech game, discussing the offense and when the appropriate time is to sell your soul to the Kool-aid lifestyle. And that time may be upon...

  
• 09.29.2021

  4th and 5: Going Froggin‘

  4th and 5 runs through the Texas Tech beatdown like Texas ran through the Red Raiders defense. Thoroughly and without regard for humanity. They break down what they loved about the offensive game plan and what the defense could have...

  
• 09.23.2021

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast: Taken with a Grain of Rice

  Josh and Noah discuss whether or not anything that happened during the Rice game can be extrapolated on, from the OL's issues to the RB room's dominance and everything in between. They also look ahead to Texas Tech and attempt...

  
• 09.22.2021

  4th and 5: Paddy Whacking Rice and Previewing Tortillas

  4th and 5 break down the meat and potatoes of the win over Rice. They nitpick what the defense could have done better in a shutout and what they liked about the offense. Afterwards, they switch their diet to be more...

  
• 09.16.2021

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast: WTF Pig Sooie??

  Josh and Noah return to discuss what in the good Lord's name happened to the Horns in Fayetteville, breaking down issues they saw from the defense, Hudson Card, the offensive line, and the WR corps. They then attempt to put...

  
• 09.15.2021

  4th and 5: Square Peg, Round Hole. The Tale of Arkansas

  4th and 5 breaks down what went wrong in Fayetnam with lots of square peg and round hole puns, comments, and jokes. What was wrong with the offensive and defensive gameplan, what to think about the QB transition to Casey...

  
• 09.10.2021

  4th and 5: That was fun. Let‘s do it again

  4th and 5 invites on the godfather of Texas media, Steve Ross, to break down the surprisingly stress-free win over #23 Louisiana before he dives into the history of the Texas and Arkansas rivalry and why hate they hate us...

  
• 09.09.2021

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast: Stress-Free Victory 10/10 Would Recommend

  Josh and Tux discuss the Longhorns' season-opening win over the Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns, a departure from the debut heartaches of the past Herman era including players of the game and areas where Texas will need to improve before this weekend's...

  
• 09.02.2021

  The Fire Steve Sarkisian Podcast: Neither Ragin‘ Nor Cajun

  Josh and Tux welcome you back to Texas Longhorns football just in time for the Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns to come to Austin for the 2021 season opener. The boys discuss the apparent ascension of Hudson Card to the QB1 throne...