On this week's episode of House of Machismo, the guys imagine what kind of superpowers they'd have—spoiler: not all of them are heroic. The crew also dives into the world of grooming—hair washing routines, shower strategies, and that awkward first time stepping into a locker room shower. Plus, Marty takes us back to elementary school to brag about his LA Gear shoes, because nothing said "cool" in the '90s like shoes that came with its own dog tag.