House of Machismo: Live From Mi Gusto Es! That's right, we took our Machismo circus on the road to Mi Gusto Es in Mesquite, Texas—with a real audience watching us be idiots in public! We kicked things off by talking about ourselves (because let's be real, who else would we talk about?). Then we dropped the bomb with our brand-new segment: "5 Things I Hate About You"—a brutal, no-mercy roast so the audience could truly understand the dysfunctional brotherhood that is this podcast. But wait—Albert decided he was auditioning for America's Got Thighs by trying to crush a watermelon with his legs. Spoiler: somewhere, that watermelon filed for workers' comp. And because no live show is complete without chaos, we unleashed The Marty Challenge on the audience—part trivia, part humiliation, 100% Machismo-approved. It was loud, it was wild, and it was the most Machismo thing Mesquite has ever seen.