On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They both look as equally hideous on zoom as they do in person, so no surprise there. The girls discuss trying to stay motivated, where they are on the emotional roller coaster that is quarantine and how much they are both starting to literally hate, well, EVERYONE. That and more! 

 

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I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments. 

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On this episode, Heather is finally back home in the ATL studio for a solo episode. Grateful for all of her previous guests, but also to just chit chat with y'all one on one. There is a lot that has happened over the last few weeks to go over, but she still has time for a few voicemails.




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Just Us

On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes.




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Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter

On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour. 




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Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa

On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa. 




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Just Hannah with Hannah Berner

On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix.




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I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast

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