The crew dives head-first (like a confused bird on a roller coaster) into some legendary celeb fails like the “Fabio vs. Goose” story — a blast from the past that somehow turns into a heartfelt eulogy and a full-blown debate about animal sympathy and karma. Between the laughter and chaos, the gang somehow manages to feel genuinely bad for the goose… and maybe just a little for Fabio’s face, too.

From there, things spiral in true Rizzuto fashion — weird viral news clips, unhinged listener submissions, a tarot card reading, and the kind of accidental wisdom that only happens when the coffee hits just right. Expect tangents, brutal honesty, and more bird puns than anyone asked for.

🎧 Listen for: ridiculous viral moments, celeb fails, a woman suing Sea World after a duck hit her in the face, and that uniquely Midwestern brand of sarcasm you can’t find anywhere else, but on The Rizzuto Show.

Show Notes:

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Maggie Gallagher (aka Anya Summers) stopped by for a tarot card reading. Find out more about her services at https://www.mysticvalleystl.com/ and her spicy adult books at https://anyasummers.com/

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