This Week's Topics:

* NEWS OF THE WEEK!

* GRADUATING WITH LOW HONORS

*  MELANCHOLY MEDLEY - CV Attacks the Music and Sports Worlds

* THE LOVE CHASE - PART 2

Credits:

'Creature' audio clip from ALIENS, Written and Directed by James Cameron, 20th Century Fox, 1986.

'Vaya Con Dios' audio clip, Performed By Les Paul and Mary Ford, 1953.