This week's Topics:

*NEWS OF THE WEEK! 

     -- FUGG China

     -- EASTER IRONY IN SOMBERTOWN

     -- THE TAXMAN GIVETH NEVER, YET TAKETH AGAIN! (not UNTIL JULY 15th this year)

* DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY or UNREHEARSED HIGH SCHOOL PLAY?

* RAPPERS' UNDELIGHT -  Why Young Rappers Are Taking The Lead in The Darwin Awards 

* BILLIONAIRE BOZO TRIP

Credits:

'Creature' quote, from the movie ALIENS Written and Directed by James Cameron. 20th Century Fox 1986.