Paul, June, and Jason discuss the 1995 erotic thriller Jade starring David Caruso, Linda Fiorentino, and Chazz Palminteri. They talk about public hair lockets, terrible car chases, David Caruso’s green outfits, sex pillows, the f*ck house, and much more.

Get tix for any upcoming live-streamed shows over at https://www.hdtgminfo.com/

HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm

Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer

Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST

Check out Devon Bryant’s charity Bandcamp box set here: https://painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/

Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: http://www.earwolf.com/show/unspooled/

Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com

Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepubli…wdidthisgetmade

Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter

@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter

Jason is Not on Twitter

Jade

Have you ever seen a movie so bad that it's amazing? Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas want to hear about it! We'll watch it with our funniest friends, and report back to you with the results.

Comedy

Keep it warm listeners! The HDTGM crew finally analyze one of the best bad movies ever made—the 1991 cult action classic Samurai Cop. LIVE from San Francisco they discuss all the gross kissing, the lion head prop, Alfonso the waiter, the ADR, Samurai Cop's ever-changing wig, the bonkers flirting, all the mid-scene location changes, the real-life heist of a Rembrandt painting that sent the film's star Mathew Karedas to prison, and SO MUCH MORE. To quote Jason, "The fact that this movie exists and we hadn't done it yet means that there's still work to do." #LadyCopLatkes

Samurai Cop LIVE!

Paul, June, and Jason get into the 2008 Paris Hilton vehicle The Hottie and the Nottie—a rom-com where everyone in the movie is a psychopath or a stalker. LIVE from Charleston, South Carolina, they discuss June auditioning to play the Nottie, the earth suits scene, the realistic pooping, the many upsetting and inappropriate decisions in the movie, and so much more. Plus, in a rare occurrence Jason accepts that a Jacob’s Ladder Scenario twist might actually make sense here. (Originally Released 08/29/2019)

Matinee Monday: The Hottie and the Nottie LIVE!

Jason and Paul are back from the UK to gab all about the tour, the new Road House movie, their favorite new stand-up specials, and much more. But first, on this super-sized Last Looks Paul answers corrections and omissions from both Fifty Shades Freed AND Ronal the Barbarian. Plus, as always, Paul reveals next week's movie.



Vote here for our Fast X episode to win a Webby Award!



PAUL & JASON'S PICKS:

Road House (2024)

Posh Nosh

The Smile

Mary Lattimore

"Harold" by Steven Wright



STAND-UP SPECIAL PICKS:

Rory Scovel: Religion, Sex, and a Few Things In Between

Kyle Kinane: Dirt Nap

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Ed Gamble: Blood Sugar



PODCAST PICKS:

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

Dissect

Things Fell Apart

Last Looks: Fifty Shades Freed & Ronal the Barbarian

What's its mission? June's fear of technology prompts that unforgettable question when the HDTGM crew break down the 1995 cyber-thriller Hackers starring Angelina Jolie, Jonny Lee Miller, Fisher Stevens, and Lorraine Bracco. They discuss the movie's bonkers take on common computer passwords, the hackers' fashion, Penn Jillette in the big computer room, and Fisher Stevens' amazing performance as "The Plague." Plus, the gang takes a break from movie talk to gab all about candy bars, gum, and vaping. (Originally Released 11/27/2015)

Matinee Monday: Hackers

Chelsea Devantez (Glamorous Trash) joins Paul and Jason to complete the Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy by breaking down 2018's Fifty Shades Freed starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, and three confusingly identical blonde actresses. LIVE from Largo, they discuss the gross ice cream sex scene, the car chase sequence, HR Liz, how Christian should've looked more like Jack Reacher, and so much more. Plus, a sick June calls in with a special guest to tell us the part of the movie that offended her the most. 

Chelsea's comedy-gal memoir "I Shouldn't Be Telling You This (But I'm Going To Anyway)" drops June 4th & you can pre-order it here.

Jade

Download our free app to listen on your phone