"Jamie Vardy's Banter Addiction"

While Alexi Lalas rants about the US national team, we've got dirty tackles for Crystal Palace's itchy trigger finger, the promise breakers at Milan, and Montpellier's misspellings. Our "True Are Ya?" segment makes a triumphant return with stories about Barca leaving La Liga and Frank De Boer's pre-match McDonald's binges, then we round it out with a bit of Life Reffing on Lalas, Fabio Capello's split loyalties, and Felix Magath's supremely odd injury treatments. 

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