If you take a sign that says "free car" and then get home and find a naked dead body in the trunk, should you really be surprised? Dancing With The Stars continues its tradition of choosing truly awful human beings to compete on their show. We play Top 3, meet a little girl who is starting school even though when she was born, she was so small she fit in a sandwich baggie, and discuss whether we'd ever play strip poker. And how bad of a tattoo would someone have to have in order for you to refuse to live with them, work with them or date them?