JuRY

JuRY episodes:

• 05.27.2020

  Crystal - Forget Paris

  The longer the story goes, the more you need to hear the end

  
• 04.27.2020

  Crystal - Mr. Saturday Night

  we all look for redemption as the world crumbles

  
• 04.09.2020

  Crystal - City Slickers II: The Legend of Curley's Gold

  An unneeded sequel brings a stark reminder that life is destined to leave us.

  
• 03.26.2020

  Crystal - City Slickers

  Depression, male fragility, The Cowboy Code. We discuss City Slickers.

  
• 03.26.2020

  Crystal - When Harry Met Sally

  I can't leave my house. So I am going to watch Billy Crystal movies because they remind me of a sunnier time. Also, bad stuff happened then too! I am going to remind you of that stuff as well. This...

  
• 01.10.2020

  Farewell

  - A bar owner in SF lives his truth - Scooters are dying - Tarantino owes his career to the Golden Girls

  
• 01.09.2020

  The death of College

  - College Humor dies - Grimes is pregnant - Oscars will again be hostless

  
• 01.08.2020

  British woman becomes honorary Floridian

  - A ring box / iPhone case - Sonos sues Google - Hot Mess on plane gets sentenced to 6 months

  
• 01.07.2020

  Ricky Gervais is mean to people

  - An announcement - Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes - The Patriots - Girls Do Porn sued

  
• 12.16.2019

  Harvey Weinstein speaks!

  - NY Post rips Weinstein while interviewing him - Will this Red Hot Chili Peppers song ever get cancelled? - Hallmark channel takes all sides in lesbian marriage ad controversy

  
• 12.13.2019

  Peleton Wife Speaks!

  - Top PornHub searches - JuJu makes $100k to watch football - Peleton Wife Speaks!

  
• 12.11.2019

  AXE Body Spray Clears Bus

  - Convention leaving SF for Vegas - Bus stopped because of too much AXE Body Spray - Harvey Weinstein settles?

  
• 12.11.2019

  Another Episode About Richard Jewell

  - More Jewell thoughts - Streamer fights are stupid - The infamous butt slapper is found

  
• 12.10.2019

  Ghostbusters Trailer

  - Ghostbusters Trailer - Richard Jewell controversy - New England Patriots cheat

  
• 12.06.2019

  Woman gets inseminated in Burger King bathroom

  - Spider-man cried on the phone with Bob Iger - EPCOT is getting a makeover - A woman gets inseminated in a Burger King bathroom

  
• 12.05.2019

  French Fry Shortage

  - Willie Nelson stopped smoking weed - French Fry shortage? - 1984 TVs now on sale for low, low prices!

  
• 12.04.2019

  Canada Goose Jackets Will Keep You Single

  - Tourists take Uber to the Empire State Building - Colleges are shutting down - Canada Goose jackets are killing your love life PLUS: Raise the Dead trailer!

  
• 12.03.2019

  G.I. Joe-Funk Era

  - Death Row is now owned by Hasbro - A train article annoys Justin - Cleveland Browns fan is a "moron"

  
• 11.28.2019

  Sun Your Buns

  - Perineum Sunning - The Beer Wall - A heartwarming Thanksgiving story

  
• 11.27.2019

  What to say to "what do you do?"

  - Guide to Thanksgiving small talk - Sugar Ray breakup - Baby Yoda GIF mystery

  
• 11.25.2019

  Travel Hacks Week Begins

  - Cybertruck pre-orders pile up - Gig workers in revolt - Top podcast advertisers revealed

  
• 11.22.2019

  Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman

  - The worst casting pitch of all time - Prince Andrew resigns from public life - Syracuse University Chancellor signs protesters demands

  
• 11.19.2019

  $50,000 Racism Bounty

  - AirPod sticker prank San Francisco residents - Feral hogs destroy Italian coke stash - Syracuse offers $50,000 to capture racism

  
• 11.19.2019

  Prince Andrew's Awful Interview

  - The best place to cry in New York City - Racism swallows Syracuse University whole - Prince Andrew's insane reason why he couldn't have screwed an underage girl

  
• 11.15.2019

  Judges Booted For White Castle Fight

  - Three judges are kicked off the bench for drunken brawl - A man killed his sister because of a Satanic chicken dinner - PayPal vs. PornHub

  
• 11.14.2019

  Kanye x Osteen

  - Kanye goes mega church - Greedo goes McClunky - Northwestern is an awful journalism school and student paper

  
• 11.12.2019

  Redemption for Sonic

  Sonic Trailer. Disney+ Racism. Gin made of poop.

  
• 11.12.2019

  Drake Got Booed Off Stage

  Drake. Cherry. Louis CK.

  
• 11.08.2019

  Millennials Will Die Early

  Why is the Player's Tribune failing? A spandex clad Saudi Arabian mystery. Death.

  
• 11.07.2019

  Krispy Redemption

  ABC responds to leak about Epstein story, 86% of us want to be an Influencer and a Krispy Kreme redemption!

  
• 11.05.2019

  Bagel Boss, Rainbow Poppy, Spinal Tap Peace

  We have an awful British person. An awful American person. Good American people pretending to be awful British people.

  
• 11.04.2019

  The War on Halloween

  An entrepreneur is stifled by the man, the Cancelled find comfort in each other and Universal Studios Orlando is the battlefield for a war of the holidays.

  
• 11.01.2019

  Weed Up Your Nose For 18 Years

  MCR reunites, a man stored weed in his nose for damn near two decades, a sheriffs office uses a meme to lure someone in.

  
• 10.31.2019

  Why do so many men hold fish in their dating profiles?

  Uber vs. California, Fish Tinder, Prince was kind of a fussy guy.

  
• 10.29.2019

  The Best Yelp Review of All Time

  Star Wars in chaos, the best Yelp review of all time and NCAA decides to pay kids.

  
• 10.25.2019

  Harvey Weinstein is back

  Pando is gone. Weinstein returns. Cardi B is cast in Fast and Furious.

  
• 10.23.2019

  The worst Halloween costume of 2019

  Worst Halloween costume. The leadership of PG&E should be fired. eSports sitcoms coming.

  
• 10.23.2019

  The Mall from Whence

  Star Wars outsells Avengers, a mall when no one wants it, 13 year olds will be arrested if trick or treat in Virginia.

  
• 10.22.2019

  Jimi Hendrix Played Risk On Acid

  Martin Scorsese slaps Marvel movies again. Drive Thru ban. Jimi Hendrix got high and played Risk a lot.

  
• 10.17.2019

  Bellagio Sold / Cheap Weed / USA Today Dying?

  News about Vegas, Canadian pot buyers and print journalism.

  
• 10.17.2019

  Send Nudes / Elon Doesn't Pay His Weed Bill / Balloon Boy Revisited

  A British ad is deemed unsuitable. NASA paid $5 million for Elon's weed stunt and Balloon Boy's dad is sticking to his story.

  
• 10.16.2019

  Chairman LeBron / United Revamp / WeWork Withers

  LeBron James said the thing! Is United trying to win me back? This whole WeWork thing is getting really, really sad.

  
• 10.14.2019

  Taylor Swift Curse / No Sex Cellphones / All-You-Can Drink Bar

  The LA Kings thinked Taylor Swift is cursing the team. Your cell phone is ruining your sex life. A new bar promises all you can drink, Justin does the Yelp! deep dive to see if it's a scam.

  
• 10.10.2019

  Buying a meth house / Goodyear vacation / TWiT shut down

  How long does meth linger in your home? How much does it cost to spend a night on the Goodyear Blimp? This Week in Tech a victim of incompetence.

  
• 10.09.2019

  Bay Area Power Outage / Rage Room / WAG-pocalypse

  Justin is returning home to the Purge. Philadelphia finally has a place to take out their frustration. A soccer wife nukes another soccer wife.

  
• 10.09.2019

  Sadfishing / Succession Remix / Scooter DUI

  A look at a troubling new trend in British children... expression. Your favorite theme song is getting remixed by the World's Greatest Detective. Hundreds of Germans lose their license after scooting drunk.

  
• 10.07.2019

  Don't Hassle

  Disney panic attacks / Scotch tide pods / a 40-year show business career that needs to be honored with a statue.

  
• 10.04.2019

  Why Do These Friends Keep Sharing My Cake?

  An iPhone that makes you gay? Florida Man cares. An decomposing reminder that Justin is old.

  
• 10.03.2019

  A Useless Pile

  It's Real Talk Wednesday and we have a double header for you...

  
• 10.02.2019

  C--ckfishing

  A new dating trend, a mall legend retires and we find out how much a podcaters makes.