Ho! Ho! Ho! David Waldman counts down the days — only 40 until that one day of dictatorship!

It was him, Luigi! … Allegedly.  Luigi The Adjuster Mangione may not legally qualify for president in 2028 at only 34 years of age. Should that be held against him though? Luigi may have shot UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, yet he’s no angel — he reads Ayn Rand and his parents like the opera… and Art Modell (shudder). All should deeply consider how this promising young man’s life went so terribly awry and take note… lots of notes.

Sure, Kash Patel, nominated for director of the FBI (Ministry of State Security), is an idiot, but he’s a useful idiot to both Putin and Trump, making him perhaps the world’s most useful idiot.  Kash hosted Kash’s Corner, which sounds like a 70’s kid show, but in this case Kash was both the host and the puppet.

Tulsi Gabbard is brought to you by Russia Today, and vice versa.

Trump’s such a family man that his crime family extends to the in-laws.

Alas, lickspittle Ric Grenell and his allies did not lick quite enough spittle. Maybe next time.

Senate Republicans are forced to spend all their time and money on the border crackdown, as anywhere else runs the risk of doing good.